2006-06-23 11:56:18 · 7 answers · asked by toe poe gee gee oh 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, I'm blonde but that's alright!
A blonde was walking down the street and she sees a banana peel 100 feet away and says, "Here we go again."
Why did the blonde girl jump off the building?
She wanted to see if her maxi pad had wings.
How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
You wave.
What's the difference between a 757 Boeing and a blonde?
Not everyone's been in a 757.
Why can't you teach a blonde how to waterski?
Because when they get wet, they roll onto their backs
WHat's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks?
Nothing
WHy can't blondes parallel park?
Because guys keep telling them that 1 inch is really 6 inches
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven
What's the difference between a blonde and Bigfoot?
We might find Bigfoot one day.
A police car sees a car speeding and sees that it's a blonde knitting while driving. He yells to her, "Pull over!" And she yells back, "No, it's a sweater!"
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She was throwing away all the "W"'s
Why dont blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to London?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
What did Santa say to the three blondes?
"Ho, Ho, Ho."
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat."
More where those came from. Hope you enjoyed, and it helped you be less mad at your sister.
2006-06-23 12:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by kisk29 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what is the differencebetween a blonde and the titanic?
A: we know how many men went down on the titanic
Q:What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up?
A: goes home
Q: how do you know when a blonde is making chocolate chip cookies?
A: there are M&M shells all over the floor
Q:There we're 4 blondes in a pick-up truck and it went into the river.Why did they all drown?
A: they could not get the tail gate down
Q: why did the blonde stare at the orange juice can?
A: it said concentrate
Q: why do blondes wear tight skirts?
A: to keep their legs together
Q:how did the blonde burn her nose?
A:bobbing for french fries
sorry if I offended anyone,,these are only jokes
2006-06-23 19:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by kkahn9dodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?
There is whiteout on the screen
A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,
"I wish you guys would get your stupid act together. Just
yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"
Q: What did one blonds leg say to the other?
A: In between us we can make a lot of money.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked
her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing
a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But... what happened to your other ear?"
"The jerk called back."
2006-06-23 19:04:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a redhead, a brunetete and a blonde. there were about to get executed in a jail. so the redhead was up first. the executioner ask is there any last words you like to say and she tornado and she pointed and everyone got all crazy and sceamed and she got a way. then it was the brunetes turn and the executions said any last words and shes like oh tiwster and again they fell for it and they got all crazy she also managed to get away. then finally the executions have got a poing of whats going on so then they said to he blonde any last words and shes like yes fire. lol get it.
2006-06-23 19:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes r following a set of tracks. One says,"these are deer tracks"
The other says,"No, they're moose tracks"
"I'm tellin' ya they're deer tracks", the first blonde protests.
"Look! I'm telling YOU, they're moose tracks", snaps the 2nd blonde.
They were still arguing when the train hit them!
2006-06-23 19:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by rubblebambam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you kill a blonde? put a scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool
2006-06-24 02:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by j M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This should pi$$ her off...
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm!!
2006-06-23 19:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋