Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

....dont worry i am nit racist i just think some mexican jokes are funny and i havent heard one in awhile...ty!!!

2006-06-26 06:54:55 · 9 answers · asked by melfro117 1

2006-06-26 06:46:01 · 14 answers · asked by La Latina Con Flow 1

2006-06-26 06:40:23 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4

2006-06-26 06:36:59 · 7 answers · asked by Styloroc 4

if u make me laugh ill give u ten points

2006-06-26 06:34:19 · 28 answers · asked by basktball_qt 2

2006-06-26 06:31:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was looking on My Diet Sprite bottle...and that name just popped out to Me....Do you like it??

2006-06-26 06:31:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

How does the little pill know where to go when I take it?...Is there a little mutated space thingy in there that can find that right place wher you are hurting?...Or is it all a government cover up?

2006-06-26 06:20:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is a lion, a deer and some deer food and you on one side of a river there is a boat but you can only take one animal or food at a time and they all have to get to the other side without being eaten... (so you can't leave the lion and the deer togerther or the deer and the food.)
can you figure that out?
first one gets 10points!!

2006-06-26 06:20:52 · 22 answers · asked by lylagirl 2

Two detectives were having coffee and discussing their latest case,one glanced down to discover there was a fly in his coffee."Yuck!Waiter!"he called,"Take this coffee away and bring me a fresh cup."The waiter took the coffee away and returned with more.The detective took a sip,then exploded angerly-"Waiter,this is the same cup of coffee I had before!" How did he know?

2006-06-26 06:11:26 · 12 answers · asked by Cognito 3

I paid a fortune!! I need to know the right word.

2006-06-26 06:10:08 · 19 answers · asked by Styloroc 4

There was this stupid old woman who could only say "It is possible" and this psycho guy, they met at this dating agency and went out to rob a bank...
Do you know what's the title of the video or where can i see or download it?

2006-06-26 06:05:50 · 4 answers · asked by Ymmo the Heathen 7

A man dies and bequeaths 17 camels to his 3 sons. To the first-born son, he gives 1/2. To the middle son, he gives 1/3. To the youngest, he gives 1/9. The sons are confused because it seems they may have to slaughter one of the camels in order to fulfill their father's wishes. However, a wise man arrives at the scene riding upon his own camel and solves the problem for the three sons. No camels needed to be slaughtered, and the father's wishes were fulfilled. The wise man bid farewell as he rode away on his camel. How did the wise man resolve this dilemma?

2006-06-26 05:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Finnegan 7

A dog was at rest, then suddenly ran away!!!
Why???

2006-06-26 05:55:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do you think they intentionally made a Freudian joke....
Or does it simply mean that the taco packet is a mind reader..so sexual joke intended.

2006-06-26 05:55:01 · 5 answers · asked by Deonndre21 2

A cat was standing, the suddenly ran away...
Why???

2006-06-26 05:52:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

2006-06-26 05:52:45 · 22 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

Does anyone here always feel sad? For some reason, im feeling very down and emotional and i use humour to hide that from people. Does any one else do that?
I do have things on my mind, bt my heart tells me that it is not this that is making me sad.
I cannot pin point why i feel this way. please cheer me up...tell me a joke or something :(
Theres no catagory for this! Damn.

2006-06-26 05:52:42 · 8 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3

I love pranks espesially scaring the do do out of folks such as I have a bush by my front door with a real looking alligator under it,a stereo hooked to my light switch in the bathroom turned on full blast and such my wife says I am wrong but I really do get off on it are there others like me or do I have a sick sence of humor?

2006-06-26 05:48:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A boy went to a carnival and at on of the booth's a man said if I write your exact weight on this piece of paper you have to give me 50 euro but if I get it wrong I will give you 50 euro. So the boy looks around and can't see a weighing scales so he agrees. The boy thought that whatever weight the man said he was he would tell him he weight more or less.
In the end the boy ended up giving the man 50 euro. Why?

2006-06-26 05:45:38 · 19 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

Please hear a funny joke or riddle??

2006-06-26 05:42:07 · 3 answers · asked by Free & Sassy 4

2006-06-26 05:41:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A begger's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.
How could this be?

2006-06-26 05:38:27 · 26 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

I guy has a heart attack in wisconsin, 1 foot off the boarder line. There is a Hospital in mishigan that speeds you to a Mishagan Hospital At 70mph. There is a hospital is Wisconsin that rushes you to a hospital at 25mph. Each of them are at least 50 miles from the boarder. What is the fastest way? First correct gets best answer.

2006-06-26 05:37:30 · 12 answers · asked by Family Tech Support 3

Everything that is presented to me I return at once.Although helpless I can wound;although speechless I can encourage.People are afraid of my fabled revenge so I am seldom hurt.Children adore me.A widely known character once went through me and discovered an amazing country.

2006-06-26 05:36:41 · 9 answers · asked by Cognito 3

A 6 foot tall magician was holding a water glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop.
How did the magician not spill any water after dropping it 6 foot?

2006-06-26 05:33:01 · 24 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

I am dead and cold in death,yet I exercise irresistible power,renewed every day,over that which is thousand of miles distant from me.I cause strange sensations in dogs and lovers and once inspired athletic ambitions in the domestic cow.I am a symbol of mania and of formidably rising nation.Though I have a well rounded character nobody has ever seen more than one side of me.What am I?

2006-06-26 05:29:01 · 8 answers · asked by Cognito 3

A babbysitter babysits 10 children. She decides to give them all a snack. There is a jar with 10 cookies in it but she wants to leave 1 cookie in the jar. Each child gets a cookie. How can she leave 1 in the jar? (She cannot break a cookie)

2006-06-26 05:28:15 · 33 answers · asked by Karatekid 2

(more than one are most welcome.

2006-06-26 05:26:19 · 2 answers · asked by mithu 4

2006-06-26 05:21:57 · 10 answers · asked by Styloroc 4