if u make me laugh ill give u ten points
2006-06-26 06:34:19 · 28 answers · asked by basktball_qt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry i can't make u laugh but all what i want u 2 know iz that....it seemz we started 2 be friendz and u are welcomed babe....contact me anytime u want...!
2006-06-26 23:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 16⤋
There was this drunkard asking for a ride, when a trailer stopped & picked him up!!! No sooner was the drunkard in, he started asking questions about every single detail he could see in the truck. At one point he asked about a button, & the driver (knowing that the button was not working) answered: "Well you see, that there button is used for hitting little old ladies that are walking on the side of the road!"
The drunkard said nothing more and kept quiet for the rest of the trip. Upon reaching to a nearby town, a little old lady was walking, so the drunk immediately pushed the button, so the driver started to pull the truck closer & closer & closer to the old lady, and just as he was about to pass her he swinged the other way! Still though, he heard a loud thump!!!! He looked at the drunk as the drunk said: "Man, you have got to get that button fixed!!!! If I hadn't oppen the door you would have missed that lady!!!!"
2006-06-26 13:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Greetings , fellow earthians!
I have come from planet Bodagachaswanalupato. It has taken us quite a number of milliseconds to figure out the earthian language ! At last thanks to Professor Grrrrrrrrbhaculucha we have finally been able to communicate ! Though we possess extreme knowledge , we are unable to make people laugh , like you have requested . But we plan to meet you somewhere in the near future . So , when you see us kindly relax your face muscles and do what humans call '' HA HA HE HE ''
Extending our friendship
yakupajatahoophasa
(captain of the alien ship)
2006-06-26 13:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jyoti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a dumb joke...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all robbed a bank and were running away from the cops. They all found an abandoned old barn and decided to hide in it. The brunette found a bag labelled "Dogs" and hid inside it. The redhead found a bag that said "Cats" on it, and hid in that bag. The blonde could hear the cops coming, so she quickly hid in a bag with the word "Potatoes" on it. When the police came to check out the place, they kicked the bag that said "Dogs". The brunette went "BARK, BARK, BARK!" "There must be dogs in there," said one cop. Then they kicked the bag that said "Cats", and the redhead went "MEOW!" "There must be cats in there," said the cop again. Finally, they kicked aside the bag that said "Potatoes". The blonde called out, "POTATOES!"
2006-06-26 14:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by cRaZeEcHiCa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand on your head and drink a glass of water. This supposed cure for the hiccups is guarnateed to make you laugh, especially as the water spills upward into your nose and etc.
2006-06-26 14:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by Alobar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
2006-06-26 14:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by RATM_17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Guilty Pleasure~ Putting pillows in my pants to give the effect that I have a large butt. Then I dance around to "my milkshake". People mistake me for crazy.
2006-06-26 13:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by Figneuton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three nuns were taking a shower when there was a knock at the door.
"Who's there?" They shouted nervously trying to cover up their nakedness.
"It's OK." Came the reply. "It's only me, the blind man."
"Oh he must have come to tune the piano and got lost." Said one of the nuns, relieved. "We can let him in, he can't see anything."
"Come in, come in." Shouted the other two.
The door opened and in came the man.
"Wow!" He exclaimed, a delighted look on his face. "Nice t!ts. Now where do you want me to fit the blinds!"
2006-06-26 13:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if it will make you laugh but it sure made me laugh. there is this guy who works for us and he came to work with a beat up face so we asked him did his wife do it to him. he replied no! so then he started telling us what happened and he said he was trying to patch his pool with superglue and a patch. he swam down to the bottom and when he put the patch on the bottom the excess glue came up to his goggles glueing them to his face! he then had to yank them off! thats funny to me cant you see him doing that!!!
2006-06-26 13:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by brokefoot_2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, lets see, me and my friend were walking down the street and I shanked her right about the time a truck passed. You could see her granny panties. i have more but wow..i cant think anymore lol thats all for now i guess
2006-06-26 13:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lauren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby voice) Bob says hi Tay-Tay how is your life.
I have a joke and it is a little stupid but i am bored
What did the envelpoe say to the stamp?
stick with me and we can go places.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
2006-06-26 13:38:23 · answer #11 · answered by Lil Hughes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋