What is your favourite-most one-liner?

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(more than one are most welcome.

2006-06-26 05:26:19 · 2 answers · asked by mithu 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

wife to husband: did you miss me?
his reply: with every bullet so far

man to ex-wife: god don't like ugly
her response: he must hate you then

2006-06-26 05:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Ahahahaha soooooooooooo lame!

2006-06-26 13:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by MrMonkIsMyIdol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋