A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
2006-06-26 05:52:45 · 22 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was walking.
2006-06-26 05:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Majixion 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He drove a bus for a living, but he wasn't actually driving the bus then, he was walking or riding a bike or something, so it was allowed
2006-06-26 05:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Transformers.
bus drivers in disguise.
He was actually a Transformer called Bus1142 out to jiggy with the Police car, one foxy blonde lady called Fair cop.
2006-06-26 06:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by realdragonflame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was walking, he wasn't a bus driver. One's profession doesn't define the person.
2006-06-26 05:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by dancetomatotree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he had a bomb on the bus and he couldn't go less than 50 miles an hour.
2006-06-26 07:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't driving the bus at the time.
2006-06-26 05:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't driving. He was walking.
2006-06-26 05:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either he was walking or he was on a bike
2006-07-03 00:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by Ghana Rulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was walking not driving a bus!!
2006-06-27 05:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by danc3.danc3_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasnt the driver?
2006-06-26 05:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by mrshunter_2002 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He wasnt driving, he was walking!! come on, put some effort into it!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!!
2006-06-26 13:30:01 · answer #11 · answered by big_dave_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋