Jokes & Riddles - June 2006

2006-06-26 03:03:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 03:00:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is my name??????? T..

2006-06-26 02:51:08 · 13 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2

i found this online, many of u may have seen it already bt tell me whether u find it funny - or is it just me? o_0

Just reminds me a lot about the guys i know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdVuFRO0htU&search=matchstick%20animations

2006-06-26 02:50:56 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3

Examples=

feast = fat
exalt = eat
smart = sat
sheet = set
bristle = bite

What is the original word=

b_o_a_t = boat

FILL IN THE BLANKS!

2006-06-26 02:49:21 · 3 answers · asked by presboy15 2

There was other famous people too. Tony Blair, Brad Pitt, and many others. After they had all had had a few pints and the queen and her guests where a bit worst for wears, the queen says.
'I have a river here, whoever can swim across and back I'll let them become the next Monach of England. By the way its crocodile infested. If you get hurt you get nothing.
Tony Blair thinks I'll have a go. Jumps in but the crocs get him and bite of one of his legs.
Next Pitt boy has a go, he amost makes it but sadly he loses an arm.
After nearly all the guests have tried and failed its Bin Lardin's turn. He takes of his top and has a T-Shirt underneath and jumps into the water. Swims straight across and back again un -harmed. Everyone is amazed and alarmed and the queen declares that he will be the next King of England. But she asks how he managed to survie.
So he shows them his t-shirt which say's, 'I love all Americans'. 'See that' he say's 'Not even the crocodiles will eat that.'

2006-06-26 02:40:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

whats CH side by side, and u r inside?

2006-06-26 02:39:22 · 5 answers · asked by isabelle 2

2006-06-26 02:07:04 · 13 answers · asked by minforyourlife 2

2006-06-26 02:05:26 · 10 answers · asked by speedster007 1

2006-06-26 02:04:30 · 7 answers · asked by Terminator 1

be as detailed as possible please.

2006-06-26 01:45:14 · 30 answers · asked by police 6

Garbage in Garbage Out

2006-06-26 01:45:02 · 12 answers · asked by laughsall 4

2006-06-26 01:32:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

hey brothers and sisters would you pls help me... to get married to help me pls to marry ... Paris Hilton or Jennifer Aniston pls its urgent... ;-(0)

2006-06-26 01:26:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 01:11:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-26 00:21:39 · 32 answers · asked by Jay P 1

2006-06-26 00:15:20 · 53 answers · asked by tir8gun 1

does the un-aimed arrow miss it's target?

2006-06-26 00:07:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

if the answer is118 what is the question?

2006-06-26 00:03:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Visit www.lemonparty.com

2006-06-25 23:57:55 · 20 answers · asked by azrael226 3

2006-06-25 23:39:01 · 5 answers · asked by of coures its french 2

Lonely me checked into a hotel on a business trip, thought
I'd get me one of those girls appears in the advrtsmns on phone booth,
found an ad of a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, having right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.. you know the kind.
So I'm in my room & figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello?" she said. Wow! She sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage & I'd like you to come to my room &
give me one. No, wait, let me b straight with you. I'm in town all alone
& what I really want is sex. I want it hard & hot, & I want it
now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything u got 4 di trick. We'll go hot
& heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup
& whipped cream, anything U want, baby!
Now, how does that sounds?"
She said, "Sounds fantastic.. but for an outside line, Sir, you need
to press 9

2006-06-25 23:33:50 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6

2006-06-25 23:24:54 · 16 answers · asked by Top C 1

Okay don't you just hate it when people post stupid questions on here sometimes..its funny to me how stupid some people are in the world...tell me some questions you had answer that was very stupid!!!!!

2006-06-25 23:08:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

most correctly answer will get 10 points

2006-06-25 22:44:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the diff between guts and balls.
GUTS is when u come home from a night out with ur friends and ur wife attacks u with a broom and u got the guts to say....... U still cleaning? or u planing on flying somwhere?
BALLS is when u come home from a night out with ur friends with lip stick on ur shirt. And u got the balls to smack ur wifes a$$ and say ur next!

2006-06-25 22:36:46 · 10 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2

there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blond trapped on an island. the brunette said, "maybe we can swim to a nearby city and survive. i'll go first." the brunette got 1/4 of the way then drowned. the redhead went next. she got 1/3 of the way, then drowned. the blonde went next. she got half way and said, "whew, i'm starting to get tired, i better turn around and go back"


is this one funny

2006-06-25 22:21:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000
and
felt really good about he results. On her way home she stopped at a
dress
shop to look around. As she was leaving, she aid to the sales clerk, "I
hope
you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35"
was the
reply. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After
that
she went nto McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same
question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she
said,
feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old
man the
same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.
But
when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I
put my
hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no
one
around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand
up her
skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The
old
man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."

2006-06-25 22:17:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.

Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,

‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’

To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’

2006-06-25 21:51:28 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colours green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared.
Every time the punk looked, the old man was staring at him. The punk finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied,
"Well, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

2006-06-25 21:41:39 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6