How does the little pill know where to go when I take it?...Is there a little mutated space thingy in there that can find that right place wher you are hurting?...Or is it all a government cover up?
2006-06-26 06:20:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Screw Tylenol, the best thing for pain is to have an orgasmic relief. It is pr oven fact when you have an orgasm, your body releases endorphins which in turn helps with the pain level in your body. So what do you say, you want to give it a try? heh
2006-06-26 08:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamy K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tylenol was created using the notes and formulae developed by a number of researchers from the 1600's to the mid-1900's. These eminent persons had previously been trying to understand what was in the human ova - they had postulated that a complete miniature person was right inside, and that the ova had "hooks" on them that caught the sperm and somehow opened the ova up to grow.
Unfortunately, embryology finally put them out of work and they needed to find an alternative market for all that study and thinking they had done.
Voila! Tylenol was born.
These fine people realized that aches and pains are localized, and pertain to specific features of the body. If you break up a Tylenol and put it under an electron microscope, you can see what they did. Each particle is loaded with hooks that conform to the particular physical feature where an owie could happen. They even labeled the particles to make it easier to track the work of the treatment - that's why there are neat labels written in old-fashioned German "Fraktur," saying "head," "right ankle," left knee," and so forth. It is very efficiently organized.
This is why Tylenol works so well after you have played a particularly rough game of pick-up football on Saturday. Sunday, when EVERYTHING aches, twinges, throbs or hurts to touch, all those specialized particles go right to the proper place and go to work. Aren't you glad you asked?
2006-06-26 06:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pill doesn't know where to deliver the medicine... so your whole body gets it.
You ingest the pill and it gets absorbed into your blood stream. As your blood travels through your body, the medicine works its magic along the way. In the case of pain killers, like Tylenol, the medicine works on your brain, by supressing pain receptors. You're still in pain... your brain just doesn't know it.
"Time release" capsules a coating around (parts) of the pill that allow for different absorption rates. This way, you can have a pill that lasts the whole day because the medicine is slowly being absorbed into your system.
2006-06-26 06:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lucas P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! No silly, there isn't a mutated space thingy. The tylenol, etc. acts as a painkiller in that it numbs the pain sensors in your brain. So the medicine works wherever you have pain. hehehe so funny :)
2006-06-26 06:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by 1big teddy graham 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't go to the body part involved, except for the brain. Analgesics (pain killing drugs) work in various ways. For example, aspirin works by blocking an enzyme that creates prostaglandins. Prostaglandins are similar to hormones, and trigger blood vessel dilation and control body temperature. Blocking prostglandins will reduce inflammation and fever.
The mechanism by which Tylenol is similar. However, its effectiveness is more dependent on cell type. It works well on nerve cells
2006-06-26 06:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't kill the pain in the area that you are hurt. It just stops the signal between your hurt knee and your brain nerves. So it works by numbing your brain....sounds like a government cover up to me lol
2006-06-26 06:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by Tiffany C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tylenol sucks take Advil or Aleve they r smarter they know right where to go if your left ear hurts they never go to the right ear they r very accurate if its your toe that hurts they never get confused & go to your head......but on a serious note i think you should put that vodka down u should never mix pills and liquor
2006-06-26 06:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by CRYSTAL S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that the medicine goes to the blood stream, and from there block all pain that it finds, personally I don't like tylenol.
2006-06-26 06:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by misedalilly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know a woman can use a tylenol pill as a birth control measure...? She just keeps it firmly gripped between her knees!
2006-06-26 06:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! it is a government cover up, first they cover your head up, then they cover your knee up, then they realise you aint worth the covers they usin'
If you have a swallowing problem, just place tylenol on your tongue...all day long...it will know where to go....and if you have a thinking problem, just place tylenol on your diick , and the thought will go away...
2006-06-26 06:26:46 · answer #10 · answered by Luxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋