All categories - 26 December 2007

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"
"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here."
The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.
"Now, can I have my drink." says the dog.
The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards."
"Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves.
Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner

2007-12-26 08:15:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-26 08:15:56 · 24 answers · asked by kH 1 in Singles & Dating

Can't people change? How long will you lable a person a cheater?

2007-12-26 08:15:52 · 38 answers · asked by Tray 2 in Marriage & Divorce

The "Fizzies" the tablet you dropped in water and it fizzed and you had a bubbly drink?????

2007-12-26 08:15:51 · 16 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

mathematics is the language of God

2007-12-26 08:15:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I'm curious about this. I've suffered from anxiety/depression for most of my life (now 40), and also low self esteem, negative thinking, guilt, etc. I'm curious how long you suffered from any of the above or other mood/brain disorders, how bad you were, and how you finally overcame it. Whether it be taking a drug, eating different, changing your thoughts, etc. Just curious if there is hope for some of us that feel hopeless out there.

2007-12-26 08:15:42 · 12 answers · asked by Just Me 1 in Mental Health

i am going to lake tahoe in 3 days and we are bringing her with us, she still cant and WONT walk on a leash! i let her run around in run and she is fine, but when i grab it she wont even budge! i need fast help!

2007-12-26 08:15:41 · 3 answers · asked by ashee 1 in Dogs

I was walking him outside and we passed an inflatable NOEL. and he keep backing away from it.

2007-12-26 08:15:40 · 6 answers · asked by Koter Boters misses Rufus! 6 in Dogs

Which band do you like better?

2007-12-26 08:15:34 · 21 answers · asked by The Evolution of T. 6 in Polls & Surveys

i just became father. a month back. Wondering how to get tax benefit on my child for this year? what is the best way to get tax benefit

2007-12-26 08:15:23 · 4 answers · asked by abul31 1 in United States

What is the Best Program For DVD, Edit, Cut, Copy, Split, Move. and Open the DVD for any file .VOB .VRO .IFO and more more.....
if there is a program and price is over 500$ USD
Because I want the Best

2007-12-26 08:15:21 · 2 answers · asked by Mansur 2 in Home Theater

2007-12-26 08:15:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Today I was at a resturant eating and at a table in front of me was this very young girl (probably 5 or 6 years old). She turned around put her fingers in the shape of a gun and made gun noises.

I am somebody who is not bothered by things like this but I got to thinking, that there are some people who might really get upset by that. I am just wondering what others would do.

2007-12-26 08:15:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

HH120-120090C It is off a Bolens lawn tractor. I need to know why it won't spark. Is it the Stator, Rectifier, Regulator, or the Solid State Coil? The magnets seem to be fine and the gap between coil and flywheel pins is set at .025. No spark!

2007-12-26 08:15:14 · 4 answers · asked by D & L O 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

im getting pretty bad shin splints cuz im on the track team. im on vacation rite now, but i still have to run at least 2 miles everyday. help?

2007-12-26 08:15:10 · 5 answers · asked by SweetAsPie 4 in Running

2007-12-26 08:15:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-12-26 08:14:56 · 8 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Fast Food

2007-12-26 08:14:44 · 3 answers · asked by babyblue2pie 4 in Higher Education (University +)

hi

i have vhs movies that i want ot convert to dvd , i have a dvd with vhs combien that playes dvd and vhs movies but i do not no if it can record vhs movies into dvd i have never try .. plz tell me step by step how can i record my vhs movies into dvd please

2007-12-26 08:14:36 · 9 answers · asked by rana23456789 1 in Google

even the day of unleavended bread or the Pass Over.

What Holy days should be considered in your opponion if any at all........Your Thoughts Please........Scripture documentation would be preferred.

Thanks

2007-12-26 08:14:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

from 1-10 how would you rate yourself?? ^_^?




~peace and have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-26 08:14:28 · 61 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

2007-12-26 08:14:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

even the day of unleavended bread or the Pass Over.

What Holy days should be considered in your opponion if any at all........Your Thoughts Please........Scripture documentation would be preferred.

Thanks

2007-12-26 08:14:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am almost 8 weeks along and with my other 2 kids I was so sick I could not eat, now with this one my stomach is (literally) growling every 1-2 hours and if i dont eat i get really sick! Whats the deal? Im even having to get out of bed to eat twice durnng the night because i wake up feeling really sick.

2007-12-26 08:14:09 · 7 answers · asked by mommy of 3 boys 3 in Pregnancy

I have a couple of contacts that write questions in different languages? Wondering why? And curious, who knows other languages??

2007-12-26 08:13:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I saw the Bee movie. It kind of sucked.

2007-12-26 08:13:45 · 8 answers · asked by Crystal 1 in Movies

my cat has a rodent ulcer on his lip and on his tounge is it contagious to humans in anyway or can i get sick from it his vet appointment is in 2 hrs

2007-12-26 08:13:35 · 4 answers · asked by mike m 1 in Cats

my dog punctured my other dog's ear. Its not an emergency to where he needs a vet its just minor.

2007-12-26 08:13:28 · 18 answers · asked by Koter Boters misses Rufus! 6 in Dogs

I'm 6 month pregnant, if that makes a difference...

2007-12-26 08:13:26 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i have been diagagnosed sincejune 07

2007-12-26 08:13:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health