A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is the first time she has met his family and is very nervous. They all sit down to eat.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the broccoli casserole. The build up of wind makes her eyes water, so she lets out a dainty little fart.
Hearing it, her boyfriend's father looks over at the family dog snoozing at her feet and sternly says 'Ginger!'
The woman smiles in relief.
A couple of minutes later, she feels the pain again. This time, she doesn't hesitate, and does a louder and longer one.
The father looks at the dog and yells 'Ginger!'
Again she smiles in relief.
Minutes later she has to fart again, this time without thinking, she lets rip with one as loud as a foghorn.
The father looks at the dog in disgust and yells 'Damn it, Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!'
2007-12-27
23:52:26
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