This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
2007-12-26 08:14:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehe that was a good one
2007-12-26 09:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-26 08:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I could see that joke comming, but it was soooooo funae
2016-05-26 09:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, worth a chuckle.
2007-12-26 08:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was a new one. Liked it.
2007-12-26 08:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
heard it still funny
2007-12-26 08:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by saveitok 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok i like it but it gross still ill star
2007-12-26 08:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by cutie2_brenda 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hehehehehehe
2007-12-26 08:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Mummys Little Prince... 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol...good one
2007-12-26 15:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-26 08:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋