All categories - 3 December 2007

i mean i need some good answer

2007-12-03 22:24:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

This is not just an idea, a possible idea of what is happenning in the world, in our cities in our backyard. Let's do the right thing! Let's care about what is ours and what will be for our children. Some of us, yes, I know, I was one of them, think that, you know: I don't care about the Earth. Why should I care? I'm going to live my life as good as I can, because I got one life and I'm going to live it without a care in the world!... Well! And you should live in the way in which you want to live! But... There is one big BUT, because you know good, that it is not very hard thing to do, if you:
- Turn off the light in the room where you are not in it
- Do not leave the water flowing from the pipe while you are washing your teeth or not using it
- do not leave the garbage in the streets! Oh, come on people, it is not a big deal if you go to the container and leave it there
these are just the main things that you can do,little things that can change BIG things!I believe in you!Cheers!

2007-12-03 22:24:48 · 10 answers · asked by Ane 1 in Global Warming

2007-12-03 22:24:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 22:24:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Mrs. Ibañez volunteered to help at a hospital for children with cancer. When she first entered the cancer ward, she was upset by the fact that most of the children had no hair. What is the explaination for their baldness?

2007-12-03 22:24:09 · 4 answers · asked by aLjAnE N 1 in Cancer

The little compartment where you put the powder has a couple of prongs in it, so I couldn't put a dishwasher tablet in there. Is it ok to just drop it in the dishwasher? I've had the dish-draws for ages but have never been game to try.. silly hey !

2007-12-03 22:23:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

bad in order for society to see the good. Both poles must exist. But why then, do people seem to focus on nothing more than the bad, only to compllain how terrible life is becoming?

2007-12-03 22:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by mommymanic 4 in Philosophy

the number 5, can someone please give me a list of teams on which players with the number 5 can be found?

2007-12-03 22:22:35 · 9 answers · asked by angelabryant_2007 2 in Football (American)

How does global warming affect our natural resources? State your sources. :)

2007-12-03 22:21:27 · 6 answers · asked by Smith 1 in Global Warming

I mean actually hearing what they have to say and treating them as a fellow human beings rather than seeing them as just kids who know nothing

2007-12-03 22:21:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

For me it is baking homemade roll-out sugar cookies...Mmmmm.
Coooookiiiiieees.

2007-12-03 22:20:54 · 13 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

I only found this out yesterday.

2007-12-03 22:20:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

Hi everyone,
At a 27 week scan they said my baby weighed 2lb 5oz.
Then today (28 weeks 4days) a midwife measured me and i'm now measuring bigger (probably because baby is breech) but if not then baby is now measuring 3lbs 9oz.

Is there a website or formula to estimate how much my baby will weigh if i get to 40 weeks?

Many thanks,
xx

2007-12-03 22:20:29 · 5 answers · asked by Amy+Bump 2 in Pregnancy

I am diplomatic, warm, kind hearted, realistic, well educated, wealthy, have a life, sleep well at nights, never obsessed (always in control of my emotions). So why do I think They are guilty as sin?

2007-12-03 22:19:45 · 21 answers · asked by McCan Opener 1 in Current Events

How is it logical to live without fear? Fear has protected mankind for ages. Granted, I know that some people are trapped by their fear, but to have no fear is dangerous. To say that you are not afraid of anything, means (at least to me) that you haven't considered all the possibilities.

2007-12-03 22:19:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i dont speak spanish because my father never taught me

2007-12-03 22:19:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

Im an international student in Seattle
transferable GPA 3.0 to 3.15
major: electrical and computer engineering.
What are my chances?
Which one for sure to get in to?

2007-12-03 22:19:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the
doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something
about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with
my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly,
but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is
a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has
the...er...features...of
a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean
it has a penis... ...AND a brain?"

2007-12-03 22:18:54 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i cant seem to hear sound coming from live feed,the speakers works but am just not hearing any sound and i checked the volume on the pc and thats fine,please help!

2007-12-03 22:18:46 · 4 answers · asked by shilow100 2 in Add-ons

2007-12-03 22:17:42 · 4 answers · asked by Pia W 1 in Insurance & Registration

Swearing at work Memo
Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

FOR EXAMPLE:

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Go fu__ yourself.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: Fu__ this job.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a d___k.

Thank You, Human Resources

2007-12-03 22:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the javascript command : window.close() does not work with FireFox.
What should I do to make the window close in any Navigator

2007-12-03 22:17:18 · 4 answers · asked by Triathlon 2 in Programming & Design

Entertaining in Your Home
a. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything
prepared by a taxidermist.
b. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, even if his manners
are better than those of your mother-in-law.

Dining Out
a. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper
cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the bouquet of
the wine.
b. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it
with your fingers covering the label.

Personal Hygiene
a. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job
that should be done in private using one's own truck keys.
b. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for
several days. If you live alone, however, deodorant is
a waste of good money.
c. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no,
as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter
the taste of finger foods.

Rules of the Road
a. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if
the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
b. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the
largest tires always has the right of way.
c. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
d. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can,
it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
e. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle when you
are the driver.
f. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Weddings
a) Ex-mother-in-laws should not be invited to weddings,
unless they are the parole officers of the bride or groom.
b) Rifles and handguns are not appropriate wedding gifts.
c) When giving a set of towels, tires, milk-crates or
hub-caps as wedding gifts, try to pick the same make
or color for each piece of the set.
d) If the bride is more than 8 months pregnant, it is better
to have the wedding after the delivery of the baby, so that
the bride can fully enjoy and participate in the wedding
brawl.

2007-12-03 22:16:30 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a single mom of two boys who works a long shift at times, why does friend always get upset when im to tired to come around, they can always come see me, but seldom do.

2007-12-03 22:15:56 · 8 answers · asked by kathleenwanabee 2 in Friends

2007-12-03 22:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Australian wants to migrate to India. Will he be granted indian citizenship or will she be granted australian citizenship or both will be granted dual citizenship ? Will there be any legal complications in the future ?

2007-12-03 22:15:13 · 3 answers · asked by Mani 1 in Marriage & Divorce

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up
raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks
down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his
surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully
dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this,
reluctantly decides to take her along.

Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just
outside of San Marcos, Texas.

Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and
tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and
I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that
Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an
array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back.
As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming,
"Get the hell away from my deer!"

Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his
screaming wife. And again he hears her yell,
"Get the hell away from my deer!" followed by another
volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is
surprised to see a Texas cowboy with his hands high
in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady!
You can have your damn deer!
Just let me get my saddle off it!"

2007-12-03 22:15:07 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Does a goofy grin come over your face when you hear the words, "Minister for Climate Change, Penny Wong"?

Do you giggle a little when you hear "Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson"?

Did you cheer aloud when Prime Minister Rudd ratified the Kyoto Protocol?

Does it feel merely like a matter of time before a Democrat President replaces George Dubya?

Does it all feel like a beautiful dream, now that we no longer have to fight every inch of the way just to get the existence of our most urgent problems recognised?

Now that the progressive members of the Australian Liberal Party are at last coming out of the closet?

2007-12-03 22:15:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-12-03 22:14:24 · 1 answers · asked by mojdeh s 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Here it is, the secret chart used by bachelors worldwide,
because they don't have wives who can recognize on sight (and sometimes before) when the Big Mac has become one with the special sauce.

FREEZER FOODS:

ICE CREAM - If you can't tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it's time to throw BOTH out.

FROZEN FOODS - Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably
be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.

IN THE FRIDGE:

EGGS - When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

DAIRY PRODUCTS - Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage
cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway
-- if you can dig down and still find something non-green, bon appetite!

MEAT - If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, toss the
meat.

UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. EMPTY

ON THE SHELF:

CANNED GOODS - Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of ... Very carefully.

POTATOES - Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense,leafy undergrowth.

THE GAG TEST - Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially
acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas
are good indications that your bread has turned into a
pharmaceutical laboratory experiment. You may wish to discard it at this time,
depending on your interest in pharmaceuticals.

CEREAL: It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration
date, or when it will no longer fall out of the box by itself.

FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles, or things fly out when you open it.

PRETZELS: Normally eternal, pretzels may be discarded if they can no longer be picked up without falling apart. Otherwise, there's nothing to stop you from eating a pretzel that the Pharaoh put
down only 4000 years ago.

RAISINS: Raisins should not usually be harder than your teeth.

SALT: It never spoils. However, if you can't chip off reasonable
amounts from the block, maybe another box is in order, as fresh salt usually pours.

SPICES: Most spices cannot die, they just fade away. They will be fine on your shelf, forever. Put them in your will.

VINEGAR: If your grandmother made it, it is probably still good.

EXPIRATION DATES: This is not a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Even dry foods older than you are may be ready to replace. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your
kitchen.

2007-12-03 22:14:19 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles