It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up
raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks
down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his
surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully
dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this,
reluctantly decides to take her along.
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just
outside of San Marcos, Texas.
Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree stand and
tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and
I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that
Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.
Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an
array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back.
As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming,
"Get the hell away from my deer!"
Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards his
screaming wife. And again he hears her yell,
"Get the hell away from my deer!" followed by another
volley of gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is
surprised to see a Texas cowboy with his hands high
in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady!
You can have your damn deer!
Just let me get my saddle off it!"
2007-12-03 22:15:07 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it, but I like your other question about the "when food is spoiled.
2007-12-05 08:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by colleenicole! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 00:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing. Too funny. My coworkers are looking at me!!!!
2007-12-03 22:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, brilliant.
2007-12-04 01:12:44 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! that's hilarious!
2007-12-04 18:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :)
2007-12-03 22:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i cant understand
2007-12-03 22:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by adrulear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ
2007-12-04 23:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-12-03 22:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Shubho 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋