One year at Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
my sister is, my Mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister
she had to get something from the store. Later, when the
turkey was in the oven, my sister left to do something in
another part of the house. My Mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When
her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took
the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE''S BLONDE!
2007-12-03
22:44:38
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