One year at Thanksgiving, my Mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible
my sister is, my Mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister
she had to get something from the store. Later, when the
turkey was in the oven, my sister left to do something in
another part of the house. My Mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When
her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took
the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE''S BLONDE!
2007-12-03 22:44:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EDIT: Bill are you a blonde??? I dont look at the posted jokes before I post from my in box,funny you say according to yahoo ,this been posted before,as it did not warn me when the title went in !And by the way others found the joke funny,so that leaves questions about your sense of humor.Sorry,shop has sold out !
2007-12-03 23:16:54 · update #1
panos that was sooooo funny, dont listen to what he said who cares if its been posted already, get a life and stop going over old question yourself!
2007-12-03 23:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........Bless so sweet!!!
I once played a prank on someone and they cried there eyes out because of it and got really upset!!
Me and my colleagues didn't feel so good after that!!
( I'm a cook and when i finished my shift another girl took over.. me and one of the bar maids put a snail on some salad that she sent out and sent it back to the kitchen!!lol)
x
2007-12-03 23:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 23:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Yep. Funny.
But then every time I read about blondes, I don't really get it why they are those being described as dumb ones, though.
2007-12-03 23:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke.
2007-12-04 01:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2007-12-04 01:07:02 · answer #6 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
can u imagine a world free of blond, oh it is gonna be terribble as there will be no Jokes section in Y/A ; )
2007-12-03 22:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha good one lol*
ur edit bit was funny to read too lol
2007-12-04 04:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, excellent.
2007-12-04 01:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋