A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and
coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking,
but I am not hungry right now. It's the Viagra. It has
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she again asked if he would like something
to eat. A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich.
He declines. "The Viagra really trashes my desire
for food, " he says.
Comes dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
A rib eye steak , scrumptious apple pie, or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry. Again he declines. "No, "
he says, "It's got to be the Viagra...I'm
still not hungry."
"Well, " she says, "Would you mind letting
me up, I'm starving!"
2007-12-03
22:54:29
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