The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her
daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become
pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status,
she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful,
and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter
to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and
give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a
date, the woman told her about the situation and handed
her a box of condoms. The girl started to laugh and reached
over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mum! You don't
have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
2007-12-03 22:52:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha!!! xD
A star, a star; give this man a star!
2007-12-04 07:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
Loved it!
What do you think of these condom slogans that i found??
PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your *****
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your
trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
2007-12-04 07:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Lol
2007-12-04 10:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tacky but funny!
2007-12-04 07:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Herd Better
2007-12-04 07:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Katiee Baybee 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 11:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done Panos!
2007-12-04 22:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by A I ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another screamer from you lol*
2007-12-04 12:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say it's a scream but I was amused :)
2007-12-04 07:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny indeed!
2007-12-04 06:55:16 · answer #10 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋