A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and
coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking,
but I am not hungry right now. It's the Viagra. It has
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she again asked if he would like something
to eat. A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich.
He declines. "The Viagra really trashes my desire
for food, " he says.
Comes dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
A rib eye steak , scrumptious apple pie, or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry. Again he declines. "No, "
he says, "It's got to be the Viagra...I'm
still not hungry."
"Well, " she says, "Would you mind letting
me up, I'm starving!"
2007-12-03 22:54:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another one I haven't heard before :)
Thanks for sharing; now stop making me laugh before I pee myself ;)
2007-12-03 23:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope, not medical. Sounds to me like she just remembers being hungry. If you ever watch rescue shows, they feed starving dogs very small amounts at first, because they will inhale anything that holds still at that point. Often, they never grow out of it after they're rescued. I rescued a starving cat that was the same way for over a year, even when he was at a good weight and being fed regularly, he begged, whined, and stole food constantly. He did eventually settle down a little, but it took a long time. Keep her on a feeding plan that's healthy for her, and don't let her con you into extra food.
2016-04-07 07:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-12-05 01:11:21 · answer #3 · answered by lilmissdisorganised 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!i had to read the last bit twice but then i got it !! hahahahahahaha very good. have a star
2007-12-04 01:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-12-03 23:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's proof that one does not live on love alone. HAHAHA
2007-12-04 02:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't expecting that ending lol.
2007-12-04 03:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show you can`t live on love!
2007-12-03 22:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
WHAT all day, what is the name of tht brand
plz give it to me lol ; D
2007-12-03 22:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-12-03 23:18:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋