This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the
doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something
about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with
my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly,
but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is
a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has
the...er...features...of
a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean
it has a penis... ...AND a brain?"
2007-12-03
22:18:54
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