A man was crawling through the desert, wearing was a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He was at his wits end, "Water, water!!!" he rasped...
After some time he saw a man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. The man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have ties!". "No use, I need water!!!" and he went on.
After some time he saw another man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. This man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have suits!". "No, no, I need water!!!" and he went on.
Then after some time, to his amazement, the man saw a restaurant. He crawled to the door, exclaiming "Water, WATER!!!!". The valet at the door said "I'm sorry, sir, but without a suit and tie, I cannot let you in!"
2007-11-13
19:19:56
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Walter W. Krijthe
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