Pinocchio had just finished having sex with his girlfriend, and he asked her, "So ... how was I?"
She said, "Well, Pinocchio ... I hate to say this, but when we have sex, you give me splinters!"
Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Geppetto, crying, "My girlfriend says that when we have sex, I give her splinters! Is there anything you can do?"
Geppetto says, "What you need, my boy, is a piece of sandpaper. Use this once a day, and that'll solve the problem."
About a month later, Geppetto ran into Pinocchio on the street. "How was that sandpaper I gave you?" He asked. "Are you still having problems with the girls?"
"Girls?" Pinocchio asked. "Who needs girls?"
2007-11-13
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