Pinocchio had just finished having sex with his girlfriend, and he asked her, "So ... how was I?"
She said, "Well, Pinocchio ... I hate to say this, but when we have sex, you give me splinters!"
Pinocchio was devastated. He went running to Geppetto, crying, "My girlfriend says that when we have sex, I give her splinters! Is there anything you can do?"
Geppetto says, "What you need, my boy, is a piece of sandpaper. Use this once a day, and that'll solve the problem."
About a month later, Geppetto ran into Pinocchio on the street. "How was that sandpaper I gave you?" He asked. "Are you still having problems with the girls?"
"Girls?" Pinocchio asked. "Who needs girls?"
2007-11-13 23:54:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha....that was funny.....makes me laugh everytime i hear it...lol
2007-11-14 00:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-11-14 16:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by yutsnark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-17 23:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,
2007-11-14 00:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-11-14 01:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋