A man was crawling through the desert, wearing was a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. He was at his wits end, "Water, water!!!" he rasped...
After some time he saw a man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. The man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have ties!". "No use, I need water!!!" and he went on.
After some time he saw another man with a camel. "Water, water!" he begged. This man with the camel said "Sorry, but I only have suits!". "No, no, I need water!!!" and he went on.
Then after some time, to his amazement, the man saw a restaurant. He crawled to the door, exclaiming "Water, WATER!!!!". The valet at the door said "I'm sorry, sir, but without a suit and tie, I cannot let you in!"
2007-11-13 19:19:56 · 10 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me123_456: Why should jokes be realistic?
2007-11-13 21:04:12 · update #1
lol,10, *, brilliant joke with a moral.
2007-11-13 19:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-13 23:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an excellent posting my man, duly starred
cheers for the back-up
2007-11-13 20:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that the way life works!!! lol
2007-11-13 20:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke seems vaguely familiar......hmmmmmmmmm.....i wonder where i have seen it before?
2007-11-13 19:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He! He! he! very good one...
2007-11-13 20:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay..not really realistic
2007-11-13 20:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one - mean, but good!
2007-11-13 19:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-11-13 20:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats good, **Star**
2007-11-13 19:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋