All categories - 1 October 2007

A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary while up in their bedroom. The husband was lying in the bed waiting for his wife to walk out of the bathroom. She finally came out wearing nothing but a bath robe.

She turned to her husband and asked him, "Honey, when you first saw me naked on our honeymoon, what were you thinking?"

"Honestly?" the husband replied, "All I could think about was how I wanted to suck your t*** dry and f*** the brains out of you."

The wife then proceeds to lower her bath robe and asked, "What are you thinking now?"

The husband looked at her body up and down and said, "Looks like I did a good job."

2007-10-01 03:38:17 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Any recent or about-to-be graduates have any input? I can't find any numbers online for it.

2007-10-01 03:38:12 · 3 answers · asked by ryan c 5 in Higher Education (University +)

The Japanese were real active and were interested in almost taking over the world. They were f-ing with the Philippines, Chinese, Koreans, everybody. They stopped where we dropped two atomic bombs on their country killing most of the people in those areas and giving the rest a life of cancer and health problems. Afterwards they calmed down.

2007-10-01 03:38:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-10-01 03:38:01 · 18 answers · asked by Rita 6 in Philosophy

I buy a lot of dvds and books.

2007-10-01 03:37:59 · 22 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Polls & Surveys

i remember being in the shop with my mum and hearing the sound the tills made when the shop assistant added up the shopping, now it's just beep beep beep.

2007-10-01 03:37:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 03:37:49 · 11 answers · asked by Mr-Kay 7 in Psychology

Don't you think God's use of grammar would have evolved with the times, or does He prefer that we speak to him like a medieval monk?

2007-10-01 03:37:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i was in a discution with a group and then one of them tells that Egyptain girls are close-mided and dont think of loove except after maridge the are only concered with the idea of marridge and then think about love afterwards
i diagreed with them at all what do u think?

2007-10-01 03:37:38 · 10 answers · asked by Adham 1910 4 in Egypt

My kid 4.5 years, attending kindergarten from 8.30am - 2.30pm. They have a 15 mins break about 10nish.. which I usually provide either a banana or a pack of small bites like biscuits. Their lunch is from 12 noon - 12.30. My child is a rather slow eater. I usually pack 2 slices of bread, buttered and a slice of ham and cheese and just plain water.
I wonder how much is consider a healthy level (quantity) should a 4 years old child has for lunch?

2007-10-01 03:37:32 · 8 answers · asked by barney 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

I've heard plenty of bridezillas, but have you been or have dealt with a Groomzilla? Please compare and contrast citing specific examples.

2007-10-01 03:37:27 · 14 answers · asked by ZombieExpert 2 in Weddings

I think she should add 40 acres and a mule. Or how bout Amnesty to anyone remotely kin to the child. Of Course we will have to provide Health care and a College fund. Come on hillary, quit being so stingy.

2007-10-01 03:37:26 · 8 answers · asked by Antiliber 6 in Politics

I'm off out for my hen night, getting married in 19 days!!!!
We're going to swindon, brunel rooms for a wkd drum and bass night.
Anyone else going???
shame it'll be the last valve night there, boo hoo.
xxxxxxx

2007-10-01 03:37:18 · 12 answers · asked by skatty 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 03:37:16 · 16 answers · asked by Rita 6 in Philosophy

2007-10-01 03:37:06 · 13 answers · asked by Vika 1 in Hair

How to get into the United States.


PS: will marriage make it easier to get in?- if wife is an american citizen

2007-10-01 03:36:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

Taking the easy option of "God exists because ive been told so", "This is right because it says so in the Bible"?

For me i find the interesting thing about life is that we can constantly learn new things. I like to explore and wouldn"t take anything on face value as an easy option.

2007-10-01 03:36:48 · 21 answers · asked by Nathan 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Are there anyone currently using the Nikon IP5100 and Sony H3 cameras, could you kindly share your experience?
I am actually looking for a mid-range or semi-pro camera, any recommendations?

2007-10-01 03:36:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

I have digital cable and for some reason the sound stopped working. I don't what it could be. Any suggestions??

2007-10-01 03:36:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in TVs

Can anyone explain the difference in a Pharm.D. and RPh?

2007-10-01 03:36:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

I am trying to decide if I will get the flu shot this year, but don't want to do so if there will be a shortage as in recent years. I would prefer that those individuals with greater need than myself get the shot. Any idea how the supply is looking this year?

2007-10-01 03:36:14 · 5 answers · asked by flutterby2474 2 in Infectious Diseases

The Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and haste,

and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,

even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble,

it's a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.

Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,

it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,

gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann

2007-10-01 03:36:08 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Senior Citizens

I get paranoid about these things. Even though I bought can lights to put up, is it safe to put insulation right up next to it even though it is rated that it can be?

2007-10-01 03:36:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-10-01 03:35:48 · 11 answers · asked by GUARD DOG 4 in Polls & Surveys

Our neighbor built his dock about 18" too far into the canal (the lake is on the other side of his dock). I was planning on getting a 24' pontoon boat but it will not fit.

He spent a lot of money and this will not be pretty but his actions have lowered the value of my house and has kept me from getting the boat I want.

Any suggstions as to who to contact first to find out what the rules are and who as jurisdiction?

2007-10-01 03:35:44 · 7 answers · asked by Wes W 1 in Boats & Boating

I just saw a question where someone asked what to tell their kid if he asks "Paw, why don't atheist have no faith in the lord?". I could not believe the terribly unkind things that were said to this person. To me it is irrelevant whether the asker was just being funny with his grammar choice, or if he was sincere in his simple way of speaking. I think it is only right to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and treat him with respect. If he is for real he deserves better than the arrogant way he was treated. I am so appalled at the arrogance of some people who seem to be so smug in their own righteousness that they think making fun of others is ok. Is mocking a persons ignorance of good speech and laughing at him the sign of decency?

2007-10-01 03:35:43 · 22 answers · asked by mammabecki 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-01 03:35:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

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Bridget Ann
Mila Rose (mee-la)
Priscilla Kelsie
Victoria Rose
MariEllen Kate

William James
James Patrick
Jack Charles
Alexander Peter
Jayden Jonathan

Thanks

2007-10-01 03:35:40 · 25 answers · asked by Jen* 7 in Baby Names