A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary while up in their bedroom. The husband was lying in the bed waiting for his wife to walk out of the bathroom. She finally came out wearing nothing but a bath robe.
She turned to her husband and asked him, "Honey, when you first saw me naked on our honeymoon, what were you thinking?"
"Honestly?" the husband replied, "All I could think about was how I wanted to suck your t*** dry and f*** the brains out of you."
The wife then proceeds to lower her bath robe and asked, "What are you thinking now?"
The husband looked at her body up and down and said, "Looks like I did a good job."
2007-10-01 03:38:17 · 12 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually spat out my Tea! Excellent
(And how true!)
PMSL, have a star!
2007-10-01 03:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women are talking in the afterlife. The first one asks the 2nd, "How did you die?" She said, "I froze to death." "That must have been awful!" "Not really. I was cold, but then I just fell asleep. How did you die?" "I always suspected that my husband was cheating, so one day I came home from work early. He was sitting on the couch watching TV, but I still didn't believe it. I ran down to the basement, then upstairs to the bedrooms. I looked in the closets & under the beds & finally I collapsed from a heart attack." ..............."You should have checked the freezer. Then we'd both still be alive!"
2007-10-01 10:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-06 22:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!
I laughed so hard,I cried.That was so funny,You totally get a star!
2007-10-01 06:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Luck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a rarity
'puma' & 'funny'
only kidding that was good
ha ha ha
starred
2007-10-01 03:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-01 03:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-01 05:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah they have a baby
2007-10-01 03:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
good one
2007-10-01 03:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats sick but i like it!!
2007-10-01 03:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋