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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature - Harold Coffin

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places - E Joseph Cossman.

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock -Ronald Reagan.

Middle age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in you stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach - Unknown

2007-10-05 23:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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In average Indian families, are women allowed to work?

I do have Indian female co-workers although most of my co-workers wives stay at home. Does custom dictate for an Indian woman to stay at home?

2007-10-05 23:49:35 · 11 answers · asked by battgirl 7 in Other - India

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can you have a period and still be pregnant?

My boyfriend and I have had unprotected sex. He has came inside of me and I still got my period although it doesn't seem as normal. Can I be pregnant? I need some good/ smart advice please help me!!!!

2007-10-05 23:49:27 · 9 answers · asked by *~green eyez~* 1 in Pregnancy

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is it in my head??

my son is 17 almost 18 , making a's and b's in school,, dont smoke, drink or do drugs ,his girlfriend who is 17 , they have been dating for over 1 1/2 years ,and she isin't pregnet yet,,ok so I think I am doing well,, concidering that in today's society,,most kids have tried drugs and drinking, and lot of teen pregnecy,, now here lies my question,,,do you think i am wrong for letting them spend the weekends together, they usually go to her house,stay from fri-sun. then he comes home and does the school thing. he is a little mouthy, but other than that a great son,, my mother-in-law says such filthy things,,about his girlfriend,her parents,, but she has always done those things,,as long as i have known her,
to me it sounds like she is jealous that my son isin't here to listen to her petty naggin, (being polite) and one of these days i might snapp.... would I be wrong to tell a 74 yr. old woman , she had her chance to raise her kids and leave me raise mine?

2007-10-05 23:48:31 · 9 answers · asked by mytic0420 3 in Family

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good morn to yall:) what is the exact time all of the carnage started on sept 11 2001?

sorry to bring it up.time heals all wounds.i sent an email to all my peeps blessing them on that day.i saved it and realized i sent it at 08:09.it startled me.it seems to be pretty close,but,i cant recall.thank you for your answers.god bless you.

2007-10-05 23:48:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

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is he worth it? He's an average husband. Unromantic but faithful, kind hearted, good father but bad temper

1st, he had to maintained a relationship with his ex in order to keep her alive while lying to me. This was when we first met.

Then, there was his business failure and his bankcruptcy. He was suppose to pay for the monthly installment to the bank for an outstanding loan of 150k to secure his dads assets. When asked, he said he's been paying and only last year we found put that he haven't paid a cent. And the outstanding amount now is 780k as interested accumulated over the years. Which i have resolved by selling 2 of his dad properties.

And last year, i was told to packed my bags and leave our hse coz he has loaned from the loan-sharks. My baby was 6 months old. The best part was it was my cheque and ID that he gave to them and i had to stop 60 over cheques. And of course my family members was harrased.

I've sold off 2 cars, used all my savings and even credit cards to help him.No wedding photo let alone banquet.

Unstable income, Uncertain future is our family tagline.

2007-10-05 23:47:56 · 15 answers · asked by funky mama 1 in Marriage & Divorce

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the law of the land.why is it the uk law is changed to suit none uk people.?

it should be ONE LAW for all in the uk
but its not.
would other countries change their laws to please us.

2007-10-05 23:47:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

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What happens when a person hasnt paid child support since febuary and now is in jail?

2007-10-05 23:46:56 · 4 answers · asked by rachel r 1 in Law & Ethics

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Episiotomy stiches?

Hi, I gave birth last Sunday by vacuum delivery and had an episiotomy. My midwife came to visit yesterday and I mentionned to her that I suspected that one of the stiches became infected? She had a look at it and one had left a little gap. She said that the best thing to do would be to have 2 bath a day with a few drops of tea tree oil or lavender oil. I am not in terrible pain but I am constantly loosing pus.
For you ladies who had the same problem, were you advised the same thing?
What do you think? I am seeing her on Monday again. Shall I ask for something else? I am brestfeeding. Is there any antibiotics that I could have prescribed by my GP without affecting my milk?

2007-10-05 23:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

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Hunting laws in america?

I live in australia, I am a keen hunter and was thinking of going to america for hunting, The U.S. is famous for being easy to buy guns but what are the rules where would I need to go to buy a gun without licence and is there anyshops I can sell them back after I've finished.

P.S. Where and what's good to hunt at what times of the year, and what firearm would you recommend for your animals i.e you don't have kangaroos :)
Thnx

2007-10-05 23:45:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

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Good bye for a while?

I am leaving Sunday morning for an overseas trip which will last two months. I am saying goodbye for about a week to those who appreciate what I have to say. God willing I will be back online using my laptop once I get settled into my destination.

For this to be a religious question, what have you learned while on Yahoo Answers Religion and Spirituality? Who has touched your heart and shown you a different side to various subjects? This is open to those of all faiths and backgrounds.

2007-10-05 23:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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what ya think of britneys new tune, " its been a while" ??

2007-10-05 23:45:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Are you the karaoke king or queen?

2007-10-05 23:44:13 · 16 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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is it possible to pettition for a new judge?

i have visitation rights of my 8yr old son but i want to file for joint custody. my case is handled at maywood courthouse 4th district. everytime i go to court the judge never takes anything i say seriously. my ex stands in front of him and tells all these lies and the judge sits there and smiles at her and tells her not to worry. when he turns and looks at me you can see it in his face that he has made his judgement about me. my son is being mentally and physically abused by his step dad. i have brought it up to the judge and he turns to my ex wife and tells her "you know that no child should be hit?" and of course she says "yes i know that" so of course the judge took her word. i am not getting a fair hearing with this judge and i need to know where or how can i file for a new judge? and before anyone says go to dcfs, i have already and it seems like they dont do anything. it hurts me when my son says when he can come live with me and i cant give him answer. please help

2007-10-05 23:44:02 · 6 answers · asked by jose6326 1 in Marriage & Divorce