Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature - Harold Coffin
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places - E Joseph Cossman.
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash
Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock -Ronald Reagan.
Middle age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson
Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in you stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach - Unknown
2007-10-05 23:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent. Have a star. lol §
2007-10-05 23:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yaaa period between delivery and deliverance
period between dark age and enlightenment
when spirit and body diverge
age of doubting about doing
2007-10-06 00:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! great, especially the bit about choosing cereal, =)
2007-10-06 01:35:59 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol at least we can now c the bright side
2007-10-05 23:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by juciylucy87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm
2007-10-06 01:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 00:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-06 00:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋