All categories - 20 September 2007

2007-09-20 19:39:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2007-09-20 19:39:16 · 21 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

do you buy dog books or do you use the library/internet?

what kind of dog books do you own?

2007-09-20 19:39:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-09-20 19:39:06 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have been successful in challanging the NHS that they inappropriatly charged my grandmother for nursing care. We have been told we can claim £18,000 if we can prove she paid. The last cheque written from it was 8 years ago. We have contacted Barclays with her address and sort code but they cant track it. We have asked the nursing home but they do not have the records. Please can someone offer me a solution.

2007-09-20 19:38:51 · 5 answers · asked by Welshblade1 2 in Personal Finance

some people who pass away...the media reports about it in certain cases........even show pictures of them faces on tv.
under wat circumstances does the media report about it?

2007-09-20 19:38:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

2007-09-20 19:38:38 · 21 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-20 19:38:36 · 19 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 19:38:29 · 6 answers · asked by Chuck S 1 in Engineering

Okay so I live in the united states and have my whole life.
I have alot of online friends who i talk to daily and most live in australia
and the UK, and there instead of saying color, they say colour or instead of saying
poser they say poseur etc.. whatever. Anyways.. I have picked it up
and i have a habit of writing colour, favour etc.. whatever. My teachers
they call it a spelling mistake, though I can't help it! i have tried explaining but
they just laugh at me. I have tried to remeber to only write color or favor but
i just cant break the habit. what can I do??

2007-09-20 19:38:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

2007-09-20 19:37:33 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If you don't understand, don't answer. :)

2007-09-20 19:37:19 · 12 answers · asked by heismanu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

2007-09-20 19:37:14 · 15 answers · asked by sweetwater 7 in Philippines

I like Pierce Brosnan the best!

2007-09-20 19:36:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

okay so im in love with this guy and i dont know how to get him. he is the janitor in my office [dont think that he is a loser he really isnt he is actually very charming and soo hot]
i cant seem to get his attention! i really need some good ideas everyone! i heard he likes "sexual" things and that those turn him on. would it be bad to do something like that to capture him? please help.

2007-09-20 19:35:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-20 19:35:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I may be preg. Havent taken the test yet, may just be wishful thinking. But my hubby and I were discussing names. We want to go with an H name. We have a son named Heath and a daughter named Hope. Might as well stick with the theme, right?

For a boy I was thinking Harley Mackenzie (both are family names)

For a girl Holiday Hannah (Hannah is a family name)
What do you think?

2007-09-20 19:35:22 · 27 answers · asked by starryeyed75 4 in Baby Names

2007-09-20 19:35:21 · 12 answers · asked by Darth Vader 5 in South Africa

... also can u bring back the whiteness if it has gotten dull
?
thanks!! how?

2007-09-20 19:34:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-09-20 19:34:52 · 9 answers · asked by jatin b 1 in Mathematics

I'm writing a research paper about the two opposing sides of global warming. I'm having trouble finding articles/ books/ movies/ etc. that provide evidence against it. Can anyone help me out? and I'm writing a research paper so I need enough of BOTH sides, so please don't comment about which side is better or try to convince me of anything. I just need help finding articles. I'm not good with search engines...

THANK YOU in advance- you're really helping!!!

2007-09-20 19:34:30 · 6 answers · asked by Timshel 2 in Global Warming

Did God change God have change of mind? or could there be another reason?

2007-09-20 19:34:24 · 17 answers · asked by Richie Spice 2 in Religion & Spirituality

hmmm. about 1 in a million or more, chance of being with that medical case.

2007-09-20 19:34:06 · 5 answers · asked by Question&AnswerPortion 1 in Medicine

Im sick of them getting ruined!!! Thanks!!

2007-09-20 19:33:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

Postman could also check water, gas, and electric meters while on their routes. I would think these modifications would save a lot of fuel. For that matter, mail delivery could be slowed by two days and reduce the amount of mail that is transported by air. It could be sent by rail instead and rail uses much less fuel per pound.

2007-09-20 19:33:43 · 11 answers · asked by fiftycentsthisyear 3 in Conservation

2007-09-20 19:33:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Im also thinking of opening a small business in the future....just wondering if this will have an effect on it

2007-09-20 19:33:10 · 5 answers · asked by travisjohnson81 1 in Credit

2007-09-20 19:32:46 · 11 answers · asked by .. . 2 in Singles & Dating

...who really think you'll be scared if they threaten to come and beat you up/kill you/turn you in to the cops because you've somehow upset them on Y!A or a message board or chat room or something?

I mean even if I were to say, "I know this guy who killed ten people," or "I'm going to join the Mafia and become a hitman," or something outrageous like that, there is such a small chance that anyone could use that against me that it's basically nonexistent!

Does anyone out there really worry if someone here claims that they're going to find them or turn them in?

2007-09-20 19:32:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys