Ivana has been married to Bart for a while now, yet she is so h*rny that every time her husband goes away on a business trip, she invites not one, not two, but three men to come over and play hide the sn*ke.
One time when her husband was leaving for a business trip, she had three men lined up to come over right away. However, this time Bart forgot his passport at home so he had to rush back as fast as he could.
When Ivana heard the door open, she told all the men to hide somewhere. The first guy hid under the bed, the second in the closet and the third out on the balcony.
Bart walks into the room and sees his wife standing n*ked and asks, "Ivana? Why are you n*ked?"
She immediately claims that she was changing into her PJs for a quick nap. But then Bart hears something under the bed. He finds the first guy under the bed and exclaims, "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing here???"
2007-09-20
23:47:35
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