A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-09-20 19:38:38 · 21 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very amusing. ☺
2007-09-20 20:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice to hear of some male blondes for once!
2007-09-21 05:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, its usually a woman as a blonde, nice twist!
2007-09-21 02:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why brunettes have bruises on their stomachs? Because blonde guys are dumb, too!
2007-09-21 05:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-09-21 08:18:25 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-09-21 03:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-09-21 02:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
franky, that one's been here some weeks ago!
still, kinda funny
2007-09-21 02:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-21 04:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-09-21 02:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by Rana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! you're are totally making my day Frank xoxo!!
2007-09-21 10:27:25 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋