A woman was so upset because her washer had broken. When her husband came home from work she said, "Honey can you please fix the dishwasher?"
He says" who do I look like, the maytag repairman?"
So she calls the maytag repairman and he comes and fixes it in one hour.
Sure enough the next day the refrigerator stops working. When the husband comes homes the wife asks him nicely, "Can you please take a look at the refrigerator?"
Again he replies, Who do I look like, the Sears maintenance guy?"
So the Sears guy comes and fixes it on one hour.
The next day the husband comes home from work and the wife says to him, " The AC broke today...but I knew you wouldnt want to fix it so I called the repairman. I told him I didnt have enough money to pay him after fixing everything else.
"So what happened?"
"Well he said I could either bake him a cake, or sleep with him."
"And you made him a cake, right?"
The wife laughed, "Who do I look like? Betty Crocker?!"
2007-07-29
15:01:33
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