A woman was so upset because her washer had broken. When her husband came home from work she said, "Honey can you please fix the dishwasher?"
He says" who do I look like, the maytag repairman?"
So she calls the maytag repairman and he comes and fixes it in one hour.
Sure enough the next day the refrigerator stops working. When the husband comes homes the wife asks him nicely, "Can you please take a look at the refrigerator?"
Again he replies, Who do I look like, the Sears maintenance guy?"
So the Sears guy comes and fixes it on one hour.
The next day the husband comes home from work and the wife says to him, " The AC broke today...but I knew you wouldnt want to fix it so I called the repairman. I told him I didnt have enough money to pay him after fixing everything else.
"So what happened?"
"Well he said I could either bake him a cake, or sleep with him."
"And you made him a cake, right?"
The wife laughed, "Who do I look like? Betty Crocker?!"
2007-07-29 15:01:33 · 16 answers · asked by Melissa B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha men...they think they are so smart TOTALLY! :D
2007-07-29 15:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Book smart.
2016-05-17 08:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. Nice.
2007-07-29 15:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, loved it. Two Thumbs way up. LOL
2007-07-29 15:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by That one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2007-07-29 16:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by e_s_p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny! LMFAO. Make some more, funny guy!
2007-07-29 15:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT was funny. love it. a star for you.
2007-07-29 15:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by a man duh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh her revenge was sweet!!!
you get a star
2007-07-30 03:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you!! That Was cute!!!!
2007-07-29 15:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ha ha ha
2007-07-29 15:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋