All categories - 8 April 2007

2007-04-08 22:58:35 · 15 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:58:35 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:58:14 · 5 answers · asked by marc p 1 in Jokes & Riddles

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for
speeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registration
please!”

The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”

The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse and
registration in your glove compartment.”

The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car,
and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,”
this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?” The cop replies,”
yes it is.” The dispatcher says, “go back to her car and
drop your
p**(ts.”

The cop responds back,”I cant do that!” The dispatcher says, “trust
me, just do it!” then the cop replies,”ok whatever you say!”

So he walks back to her car, and drops his p**ts. The blonde turns
around and says, “oh no, not another breathalizer test!”

2007-04-08 22:57:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was wondering if any of you know where i can find this aria's translation.
Un'aura amorosa
Del nostro tesoro
Un dolce ristoro
Al cor porgerà;

Al cor che, nudrito
Da speme, da amore,
Di un'esca migliore
Bisogno non ha.

Thanks!

2007-04-08 22:57:55 · 4 answers · asked by metal_date 1 in Languages

in miles or how long it takes in a car/bus

2007-04-08 22:55:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Turkey

The blonde reported for her University final examination which
consists of “yes/no” type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her
purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an
hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it
out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am
rechecking my answers!”

2007-04-08 22:55:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do this work? and how do you do it?
thank you :)

2007-04-08 22:55:26 · 8 answers · asked by clever creatures 3 in Hair

2007-04-08 22:55:25 · 8 answers · asked by naz 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I am setting up Swaprock.com.au which will allow people to swap these items that they no longer use. It is not up yet, but not far away.
Just list the items you dont use, send them to someone when they ask for them, then you get credit to request stuff you want from others!!
I think it could be very popular, especially with uni people for books, and gamers would love it too. Dvd and Cd collectors would get into it I reckon also, but I NEED INPUT FROM PEOPLE.
If you would like more info drop me an email at swaprock@yahoo.com.au I am starting beta testing in April 07 and need some people to give it a try.

2007-04-08 22:54:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-04-08 22:54:37 · 3 answers · asked by ixat02 2 in Words & Wordplay

iTunes wont write over cd-rw because theres data on it already, how do i clean up the cd for to be clear again?

2007-04-08 22:54:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?
A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck

Q: Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice?
A: Because it said Concentrate.

2007-04-08 22:53:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

even though the love of my life has broken my heart and hurt me soooo bad, I still care for him and want the best for him why do i still love him and cant hate him for what he did to me? he did a lot he even broke up with me saying he doesnt love me anymore and started seeing another girl the day after and holds her hand infront of me. why does this happen to me?

2007-04-08 22:53:21 · 13 answers · asked by rosa 1 in Singles & Dating

i've recently a week back coloured my hai.Now i dint like the colour of my hai.Can any sugesstions to get rid of this colour so that it wash of as soon as possible, and i can recolour it again?

2007-04-08 22:52:13 · 9 answers · asked by saakisaaki20 1 in Hair

"Forgive us our sins" means "Let us continue in our iniquity." is it one of the most pernicious of doctrines, and one of the most fruitful sources of immorality. It has been the chief cause of making Christian nations the most immoral of nations. In teaching this doctrine Christ committed a sin for which his death did not atone, and which can never be forgiven. There is no forgiveness of sin. Every cause has its effect; every sinner must suffer the consequences of his sins. Does it mean that one can sin repent get forgiveness and sin again repeat the cycle

2007-04-08 22:52:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-08 22:52:06 · 5 answers · asked by Isuru 1 in Software

2007-04-08 22:51:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Can someone explain to me the dative covalent bond in detail. or you can give any useful websites if you want

2007-04-08 22:50:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

There is so much more to Australia than these 2 capital cities. Besides these cities are not the true Australia. What about rural Australia. great barrier reef, desert, islands and the thousands of small towns with genuine aussies. The tourists really do miss out on the true Australia.

2007-04-08 22:49:57 · 12 answers · asked by jojammum48 4 in Sydney

2007-04-08 22:48:50 · 23 answers · asked by karmero 1 in Alternative Medicine

2007-04-08 22:48:25 · 12 answers · asked by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 in Media & Journalism

I want users to logon and have a message pop up (the message needs to be changeable) i have googled it but none of the programmes are free.

2007-04-08 22:48:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i just got back from skiing , driving home through france to england . i can't get over how bad the BELGIUM drivers are. they overtake on the inside , don't indicate , push in , make rude gestures . i was utterly disgusted whem at a toll queue the belgiums drive up alongside and push in as close to the toll booth as possible. when i was in the correct queue one such belgium car tried to push in alongside me and them he started swearing at me because i wouldn't let him in . whem i answered back he spat at me and pushed in aswell . i was really disgusted and i can see now how road rage starts . if i had caught him i would have punched his lights out . probably got arrested and my family would have suffered aswell.

2007-04-08 22:47:55 · 15 answers · asked by woodchip1960 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Sometimes I want to eat a clove or two with almost every meal, does this affect my system adversely? Or is it good? Would a chinese herbalist caution against the "heat" of this food?

Please no comments abouts stinky breath of course I brush before approaching anyone.

2007-04-08 22:47:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

For many reasons I owe the IRS about 14,000 dollars. I have about a whopping 18,000 dollars in my 401k. I keep trying to pay the IRS, I can't pay enough for it to make a dent. Please, any suggestions, any IRS agents out there?:)

2007-04-08 22:47:00 · 4 answers · asked by Linda L 2 in United States

I got this problem after installing Norton Internet Security 2007 and I was wondering if Norton was really the reason why I can't upload.

Other than that, I can't seem to attach files in any of my email addresses too (Yahoo!, Hotmail and Gmail). I did look up Gmail's FAQ and cleared my temp files and cookies but failed anyway. Help please!

2007-04-08 22:46:50 · 4 answers · asked by Arisa 1 in Internet

Whenever I change water for the turtle and fishes, I have to put in drinking water. I am tired of it and I don't even have enough water for me to drink after the change. So, can I just put in tap water which is not chlorine-free? Will my redear slider and my fishes die?

2007-04-08 22:45:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2007-04-08 22:45:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-04-08 22:44:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts