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There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for
speeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registration
please!”

The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”

The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse and
registration in your glove compartment.”

The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car,
and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,”
this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?” The cop replies,”
yes it is.” The dispatcher says, “go back to her car and
drop your
p**(ts.”

The cop responds back,”I cant do that!” The dispatcher says, “trust
me, just do it!” then the cop replies,”ok whatever you say!”

So he walks back to her car, and drops his p**ts. The blonde turns
around and says, “oh no, not another breathalizer test!”

2007-04-08 22:57:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

and again pmsl 10/10

2007-04-08 23:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the 1st 2 have been hilarious, the third replaced into like the known ones here is a few How do u get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: wave to her Why did not the blonde bypass water-snowboarding? A: she could not detect a lake with a slope What do u do whilst a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: pull the pin out and throw it returned What do u do whilst a blonde pulls out the pin in a grenade and throws it at you? A: run away, there's a grenade in her mouth!

2016-10-28 06:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

10/10 have a star

2007-04-08 23:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0 0

Absolutly brilliant, you got a star for that one, 10/10

2007-04-08 23:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-04-08 23:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ok, I'm a blonde and I can appreciate that. Too funny!

2007-04-08 23:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sandy M 5 · 0 0

Ha ha ha Now you`re back on form!

Stay there!!

10/10 * ;)

Tink xxx

2007-04-09 05:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

Excllent Joke
*****

2007-04-08 23:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha good 1

2007-04-08 23:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by mimi 5 · 0 0

funny...too much for a monday morning though! nearly choked on my cornflakes.

2007-04-08 23:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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