Yesterday I outlined some of my more serious issues. But, since running a country should be fun, too, I have decided to outline, below, some of the policies I think would give everyone a fun boost, and return the pride to being an American. Will you still vote for me after reading this?
and to all you who answered yesterday, THANKS! Even the ones who didn't support my policies were supportive of my aims. That made me feel great!
All beaches will now be NUDE beaches.
Every newly born child shall be issued a banjo.
In all parks and rec areas, at least ONE drinking fountain shall shoot out Hawaiian Punch.
I WILL hang a large, lit-up model of the Starship Enterprise from the ceiling of the Oval Office.
I will also always wear a shirt, jacket and tie while in the Oval Office as a sign of respect. NO BJ's under the Resolute Desk!
President's Council on Physical Fitness will be back!
New Nationwide Law: No cellphones at dinner!
And finally...Mav will be Vice President!
2006-10-24
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