An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin orders 3 paints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room drinking a sip out of each 1 in turn When he finished all 3 he comes back to the bar & orders 3 more
the bartender says to him
It would taste better if you bought 1 at a time
The irishman replies
well you see i have 2 brothers 1 is in America the other is in Australia & im here in Dublin when we left home we PROMISED theat we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together
the bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there the irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, he orders 3 pints and drinks them One day he comes in and orders 2 pints All the other regulars in the pub notice anf fell silent When he comes back to the bar for the second round the bartender says im so sorry for your great loss
The irishman look confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs everone is fine its me i've quit drinking..
2006-10-24
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