All categories - 25 October 2006

A gynecologist decides that he'd had it with gynecology. He wanted to go and fulfill his lifelong dream and become a car mechanic. So he studied hard, and when he felt he was ready, he registered to go take the state licensing test. The results of the test arrived a few weeks later, and with trembling hands he opened the envelope to discover that he passed with flying colors! He got a score of 200 points out of the 100 points possible.

"200 points out of 100 points possible?" he asks himself. "How can that be?"

So he calls the licensing board and they tell him: "You see sir, you received 50 points for taking the engine apart perfectly, 50 points for putting the engine back perfectly, and 100 EXTRA points for doing it all through the muffler."

2006-10-25 23:59:44 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

all my friends are Muslims now , but they used to be Christians or Jews

2006-10-25 23:59:36 · 12 answers · asked by Donets'k 5 in Religion & Spirituality

honestly say,which one do you use much-sense of humor or sense of rumor?

2006-10-25 23:59:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 23:59:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

I asked a question last night and someone replied with " oprah hates texas beef " does anyone know what it means? i'm confussed

2006-10-25 23:59:24 · 9 answers · asked by Boney 2 in Singles & Dating

Well mine is somewhere with his best friend. He is not answering his cell and his friend is not answering either of his cells. You would think after 14 years of marriage my husband would know what kinds of problems this behavior is going to cause.

2006-10-25 23:59:14 · 18 answers · asked by Airlantiss 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-25 23:59:03 · 20 answers · asked by willowthedog 2 in Current Events

I love pickled onion, so much i even bought a jar from my local chip shop, mmmmm, they are great, my mouth is watering just thinking about them, lol, my boyfriend hate me eating them, for abvious reasons, but i just love them, how about you?

2006-10-25 23:58:59 · 18 answers · asked by xhoneybeex 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-10-25 23:58:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

everyone talks about being "ready" to have sex for the first time, but, what does it really mean to be ready, and how do you know if you are?

2006-10-25 23:58:41 · 8 answers · asked by *autumn*rustle* 3 in Singles & Dating

installing a new theme for windows xp

2006-10-25 23:58:34 · 3 answers · asked by Abhi 1 in Software

We export parts for conveyor belt systems. How can we check out a prospective sales agent we are considering appointing so we don't get scammed? Is there something like the Better Business here in the States we can contact in Turkey??

2006-10-25 23:58:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-10-25 23:58:23 · 16 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Religion & Spirituality

time is it plz state where you live because i want to know what time it id in where ever around the globe plz answer thx

2006-10-25 23:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by im lost come and find me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-25 23:58:12 · 13 answers · asked by faithless 2 in Friends

We've allowed the politically correct to tell the majority what to do for years. Now a town in Wisconsin has voted to change their towns tree
back to tradition of calling it a "Christmas" tree.

It does seem we as a people are sick of the politically correct BS.

your thoughts?

2006-10-25 23:58:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Evergreen Dev Anand, Indian movie legend.

2006-10-25 23:58:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-25 23:58:05 · 8 answers · asked by seshukumar_4a9 1 in Cricket

Many Christians believe that God is the basis of morality. In fact it is one of their arguments for the existence of god. Christians claim that without God, man will not know what is evil moral and not. Without God, then genocide like what Hitler did cannot be classified as evil as we do not have any standard to refer to. What is your take on this issue?

2006-10-25 23:57:59 · 11 answers · asked by the_talking_donkee 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Is it ok to work out while trying to get pregnant and while you are pregnant? What kind of exercise is good? Usually I do cycling, treadmill, rope skipping, weight lifting, abs and leg exercises.

2006-10-25 23:57:49 · 4 answers · asked by alco 1 in Diet & Fitness

Once you get your eye brows plucked and shaped, how long,on average, does it last?

2006-10-25 23:57:21 · 24 answers · asked by fairydust 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

My wife was diagnosed for breast carcinoma in her right breast .She was operated for MOdified Radical Mastectomy in Feburary 2003 at Fortis Chandigarh and further treatment was done from Rajiv gandhi CAncer Institute with 4AC and $ Taxaol Chemotherapy and 25 days of radiotherapy, now she is interested to reconstruct her breast please advise me the BEAST hospital in INDIA or doctor where this facility is available.

2006-10-25 23:57:11 · 1 answers · asked by kalsi 1 in Women's Health

i use wood shavings for her main bedding on the bottom of the cage but she seems to be a lot comfier with cotton wool in her house.but i read somewhere that cotton wool can be harmful to them.it is my first hamster so i am not very experienced.

2006-10-25 23:57:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2006-10-25 23:56:55 · 8 answers · asked by suzanne_scorpio 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

(This is taken from an answer. And it made me wonder)
I often wonder why people don't. Is it because of the etho's that to declare oneself non-monogomous means that (and this in no way is my personal opinion, in fact so far from it its not funny) a person is "easy", "a man-whore" etc, or any other of the so-called mainstream's controlling language to denigrate people who have chosen to not be monogomous. Or is it something, to do with gay and lesbian people trying to advertise to the world, that they are moral upstanding citizens? And why, is a person who chooses to have more than one sexual partner somehow labelled immoral or wrong?

2006-10-25 23:56:54 · 3 answers · asked by Orditz 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-10-25 23:56:42 · 6 answers · asked by beauty with brainz 2 in Singles & Dating

The game is on the 15th November 2006, and is being played in Amsterdam.

2006-10-25 23:56:18 · 11 answers · asked by Tom G 1 in English Football

has just revealed thats the last time he'll lend madonna his credit card to purchase a little black number...........

2006-10-25 23:56:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles