George Bush dies and goes to Hell. The Devil is somewhat worried, "Mr. Bush, we really have no vacancy at present, but I can't even send you to heaven, so I give you a choice, if YOU come to Hell, someone else has to go. Your decision here."
So, Bush is shown a freezing chamber where Condoleeza Rice is strolling naked. "No, I be mad to live in this colditude. Show me someplace else."
Next chamber, he's shown a boiling cauldron with Tony Blair simmering. "Noooo...not this please".
After crossing Colin Powell and Richard Armitrage next, Bush enters a chamber where Bill Clinton is romancing Monica Lewinsky, in a BATH TUB. The ambience is perfect for a honeymoon setting, and Bush couldn't believe THIS was Hell.
Bush: "I wanna be HERE, and here only, no place else, please ."
Devil: "Are you sure you wanna be here, I hope you don't change your mind LATER?"
Bush: "No, I won't change me mind. Please lemme be here now."
Devil: "Okay MONICA, you're free to leave now"
2006-10-12
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