George Bush dies and goes to Hell. The Devil is somewhat worried, "Mr. Bush, we really have no vacancy at present, but I can't even send you to heaven, so I give you a choice, if YOU come to Hell, someone else has to go. Your decision here."
So, Bush is shown a freezing chamber where Condoleeza Rice is strolling naked. "No, I be mad to live in this colditude. Show me someplace else."
Next chamber, he's shown a boiling cauldron with Tony Blair simmering. "Noooo...not this please".
After crossing Colin Powell and Richard Armitrage next, Bush enters a chamber where Bill Clinton is romancing Monica Lewinsky, in a BATH TUB. The ambience is perfect for a honeymoon setting, and Bush couldn't believe THIS was Hell.
Bush: "I wanna be HERE, and here only, no place else, please ."
Devil: "Are you sure you wanna be here, I hope you don't change your mind LATER?"
Bush: "No, I won't change me mind. Please lemme be here now."
Devil: "Okay MONICA, you're free to leave now"
2006-10-12 00:26:19 · 34 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just a joke here, don't mean any insult to any particular person above.
2006-10-12 00:27:05 · update #1
10+ that was awsome!!!!!
i must be in for a good day to have such a good joke so early!!
Thank You!!!!!
2006-10-12 00:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-12 00:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by klallen197902 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-10-12 00:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-10-12 00:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by MaddyZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-10-12 00:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bootilicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-10-12 01:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by jems4691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-10-13 05:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-10-12 00:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♡♡Gneaseach♡♡ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12
2006-10-12 00:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 8
2006-10-12 00:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 a perfect 10
2006-10-12 00:32:04 · answer #11 · answered by sweet - angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋