Is that not ever so kind of him? I told you so !
I also hear he is looking for an American wife, not too young, say about 14, and blond. Up to 4 of them atually.
He has dyed his beard (using burnt cork and lard, all organic, no chemicals) and he looks younger and stronger now , but please girls, do not all rush at the same time. There will be opportunity for another 4, in six months, when he divorces the first lot. Too many wives expecting sex every night are very exhausting for a man, you know. Even Muhammad (blessed be his name) could not manage more than 4 at a time. And the rumor has it his youngest one who was nine years old, used to prefer playing with dolls rather than cooking his dinner and cleaning his boots.
As the mosques in US do not have the secretariat to handle the millions of applications expected, those who wish to take up bin Laden's gracious offer, please apply to him directly.
2007-09-08
08:03:43
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