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I'm broke. Jesus is the King of kings. He's bound to have some loose change sitting around somewhere.

2007-09-08 08:00:12 · 9 answers · asked by Baptiste 6 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Get a job.

2007-09-08 08:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Gem 5 · 1 1

Baptiste, God is NOT a favor dispensing machine. Nor does he/she just give away Money. HOwever, he/she CAN set things up so that you can earn the things that you TRULY need but don't expect to find a box on your doorstep ful of all kinds of nice things. God(ess) helps those who will make the effort to try and do for themselves, but he/she won't DO it FOR you. YOu're going to have to get off your butt and get out and get it on your own.

BB,
Raji the Green Witch

2007-09-08 08:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 0 2

Well just count your blessings. Jesus said Blessed are the poor for they shall inherit the earth - so look what you.ve got to look forward to!

2007-09-08 08:07:47 · answer #3 · answered by bri 7 · 1 1

Part of the teachings is to know when your prayer has been answered and that is to recognize you may not get what you want but you will get what you need.
So my guess is the divine answer is to get off your laurels and get a job...bum
You are confusing God with Santa Claus (FYI Santa doesn't exsist)

2007-09-08 08:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0 2

I'd worry about losing what I have with that smart mouth.

2007-09-11 21:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Before God grants favors, you first have to tithe a percentage of your income.

So I guess you're screwed.

2007-09-08 08:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Just stand in the line marked "trolls only" and wait your turn.

2007-09-08 08:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"The gods give men what they want to punish them." ... Ancient Greek proverb. If you pray and you get it expect strings to be attached to it.

2007-09-08 08:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ray T 5 · 0 1

malachi 3 :10 - GOD wants to bless you , just ask !

2007-09-08 08:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by srstephens 4 · 0 2

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