Is that not ever so kind of him? I told you so !
I also hear he is looking for an American wife, not too young, say about 14, and blond. Up to 4 of them atually.
He has dyed his beard (using burnt cork and lard, all organic, no chemicals) and he looks younger and stronger now , but please girls, do not all rush at the same time. There will be opportunity for another 4, in six months, when he divorces the first lot. Too many wives expecting sex every night are very exhausting for a man, you know. Even Muhammad (blessed be his name) could not manage more than 4 at a time. And the rumor has it his youngest one who was nine years old, used to prefer playing with dolls rather than cooking his dinner and cleaning his boots.
As the mosques in US do not have the secretariat to handle the millions of applications expected, those who wish to take up bin Laden's gracious offer, please apply to him directly.
2007-09-08 08:03:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny how Muslims never apologise for this kind of thing.
2007-09-08 08:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry but as a native New Yorker I find absolutely nothing humorous about bin Laden.
He should be brought back to this city alive or dead , in one piece or a thousand I really don't care ,but he should be brought back......Soon
Six years later this bastard still lives as a free man , there is still a very large hole in Lower Manhattan. and there is something very ,very wrong with both of those pictures-Agree ?
2007-09-08 08:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good news, bin Laden coverts America to Islam.
Bad news, We are Shiites.
2007-09-08 10:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by Isolde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwwww, he's such a nice man. I have a bottle of green kool aid that I would love to send him. I realize that he must not get much so I'm sure he would like the chance to enjoy this wonderful beverage. Any idea where I can send it to, so that he'll get it and enjoy it?
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-09-08 08:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish someone would take him out of this world. I rue the day he was born. He is such a coward. Hiding behind the lens, his followers and any women and children he can find.
2007-09-08 08:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Sunny Girl♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For a previous answer:
Osama isn't a typical Muslim.
Just to state the obvious, he is an extremist and he is insane.
Why should Muslims in general apologize for Osama? Should all Catholics apologize for abusive clergy?
2007-09-08 08:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-18 08:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by herrion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a bit like Goldstein in 1984
2007-09-08 08:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by irishinvenice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I prefer not to pay any attention to lunatic fanatics from any religion be it Islam, Christian or any other.
2007-09-08 08:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by maxmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bin laden must die for 9/11.
2007-09-08 08:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by srstephens 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋