Religion & Spirituality - 1 December 2006

The founding tenets of Gaulibism are as follows:
1) There is only one true religion: Gaulibism. All other religions are just plain wrong + stupid. No arguments. Fact. Get over it.
2) Anyone who doesn't embrace "Gaulibism" will have bad luck all their lives and when they die they will have to spend 27 decades in the Hall of Shame where we will all laugh at them. Oh and after that, they will burn for eternity in, lets say, boiling orange juice.
3) Everthing about Gaulibism is true. It's bloody obvious. Don't try to think about it too carefully because that's Blasphemy. Just believe and you'll probably be OK.
4) Try to be nice to everyone. Unless of course they're not Gaulibilists, in which case, do what you like to them. If you really have to kill / rob / commit genocide, that's OK, but only if you proclaim that you are doing so "In the name of Gaulibism".
5) When I am dead, feel free to claim you knew me and make up further stuff and fight amongst each other.

2006-12-01 23:58:38 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2

2006-12-01 23:52:23 · 12 answers · asked by socratus 2

.....AND...I also heard...well, actually read...that all other religions stemmed from Wiccanism, but that they were altered to become other religions.....this is a serious question.....

2006-12-01 23:52:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Leprechauns, unicorns,trolls and hobgoblins? Just wondering cause I think there is as much proof that those things exist as any other mythical being.....like a god. hehehe religion is such a scam, silly people.

2006-12-01 23:52:09 · 18 answers · asked by dino_ou812 3

"The parks superintendent said Jesus was left out because of concerns about the separation of church and state. But Mayor Dick Callaway said it was done for purely technical reasons."


This an exerpt from a local official in West VA. who's town decorated without putting Jesus, Mary, or Joseph in the manger scene; but rather used xmas lights as a human stand in.??
What is wrong with people? God. Is It like some nit-picking nazi mentality that causes such stewardship to the most asinine decisions? Retardation? Brain Freeze? What???

2006-12-01 23:49:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just curious. I know Muslims are required to pray towards Mecca (5) times a day. In the news I see where Muslims want airports in the USA to provide prayer rooms for them. They say they deal with discrimination everyday because of their faith.

What do you think about this?

2nd Question: How would I be treated as a Christian in a Muslim country with my bible in hand? Could I open a bible store in Mecca?


thanks for your answer!

2006-12-01 23:46:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Clearly the fanatics and many of the extreme political leaders and religious leaders do not, however do the majority of Muslims teach and believe in tollerance or are they tollerant only because they can't completly destroy their enemies and their tollerant out of survival rather than principal?

2006-12-01 23:44:41 · 12 answers · asked by Ender 6

and if not, why? What changed in the covenant between God and the children of Israel?

2006-12-01 23:41:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 23:32:27 · 19 answers · asked by Onan the Barbarian 1

This morning I was woken up by a woman with the WatchTower magazine wanting to talk to me about Jesus. I don't have a problem with religion - each to their own, but what I detest is people trying to ram it down your throat! Does anyone actually know somebody who has been enlightened on their doorstep?? What is everybody elses take on Jehovah's Witnesses?

2006-12-01 23:24:13 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 23:21:42 · 28 answers · asked by Dan 4

2006-12-01 23:21:22 · 12 answers · asked by redstorm 3

He can not belong to just one religion. I think He belongs to all. Are we not all children of the One and Only God? Why do we assign him to religions?

2006-12-01 23:17:52 · 19 answers · asked by curious 4

If you know your friends wife is having affair with Father of her Catholic church, do I tell him? Do I say something to the church? Or do I just shut up?
East Texas

2006-12-01 23:15:46 · 13 answers · asked by Jeff D 1

>130 Adam....... Gen.05:03; 0000 Adam
>105 Seth..........Gen.05:06; 0235
>090 Enos...... ...Gen.05:09; 0325
>070 Canaan.... .Gen.05:12; 0395
>065 Mahalaleel .Gen.05:15; 0460
>162 Jared......... Gen.05:18; 0622
>065 Enoch......... Gen.05:21; 0687
>182 Methusaleh Gen.05:25; 0869
>056 Lamech.... Gen.05:28; 0930 Gen.5:5;
>126 Lamech.... Gen.05:28; 1056 Noah.
>600 Noah......... Gen.07:06; 1656 Flood.
>098 Shem...... ...Gen.11:10;
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After flood.
>002 Shem......... Gen.11:11; Noah & Shem.
>035 Arphaxad... Gen.11:12; 0037
>030 Salah.......... Gen.11:14; 0067
>034 Eber............ Gen.11:16; 0101
>030 Peleg..... .....Gen.11:18; 0131

That name is Peleg and the next is Serug

2006-12-01 23:09:30 · 15 answers · asked by jeni 7

There are these three men chatting happily in the park.
One is a Jew, one is a Muslim and the other is a Christian.
How wonderful it is to see these three people of different backgrounds getting on so well?

2006-12-01 23:02:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Recently, my brother died, leaving behind his wife. The bible says I must marry her, and if I don't, God will smite me. I don't want to marry her. What should I do?

2006-12-01 23:01:38 · 13 answers · asked by Onan the Barbarian 1

I wonder why are you so pathetic?

2006-12-01 22:53:25 · 14 answers · asked by Zifikos 5

point, apart from the name that they gave you and the view that you have that you are an atheists, besides that who are you?, and how else can you define your indentity?.

2006-12-01 22:52:32 · 19 answers · asked by justflex 1

Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.

Is it possible the other interpretation goes like this?

That man undergoes several cycles of life and death experiences. That once a man died so would be his soul. Into the spiritual world he would be judged by his work. If his performance falls below satisfactory level, he would be thrown back to hell(earth) to begin another cycle being a new soul. So this interpretation did not violate Hebrews 9:27.

2006-12-01 22:50:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 22:49:44 · 31 answers · asked by vivek d 1

2006-12-01 22:47:25 · 13 answers · asked by glen 2

2006-12-01 22:44:58 · 15 answers · asked by opter 1

2006-12-01 22:43:47 · 20 answers · asked by benji 1

He whose breast is opened to Islam is therefore illuminated by his Lord. Woe to those whose hearts are hardened against the remembrance of Allah! Such people are clearly misguided. (Surat az-Zumar: 22)


Its one of my reason, whats yours?

2006-12-01 22:42:56 · 21 answers · asked by Zifikos 5

Up there the moon is hanging solemnly,
The night is sleeping,
Everything is so silent and still

Here I am, cold and lonely
My mind brings me back to the past
The best ages of my life

No one will understand
How much is enough
How do I struggle so hard
just to pass a day,
a brief moment in my life
I’m just nothing and shall always be

And so here I am
Dreaming about my happy childhood
It’s nothing now but just a sweet memory
And my eyes wet when I remember
how I used to be a vigorous girl

No one will ever care about me
I feel really sleepy and cold
But I know it won’t last long
After this I will once again be in my place


The wind is breezing, playing the night’s lullaby
And I close my eyes
no one will care
up there the moon is watching silently

I feel warmer now, with the night as my quilt
and I will be at ease forever more

2006-12-01 22:41:56 · 5 answers · asked by wonder why 2

There is a lot of talk in churches here in Scotland about "Presenting the Gospel" but if you are on a bus and chatting to a stranger and want to tell him/her the gospel how do is that done in a short space of time without sounding all pious and religious. How do I put it across in everyday language that "Joe Bloggs" can understand ?

Please could you avoid answers like "the Holy Spirit will do it for you", I would like real life answers for this question please.

Thanks in advance for your replies

Andy

2006-12-01 22:35:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 22:32:23 · 20 answers · asked by Maid Marion 1

2006-12-01 22:31:10 · 44 answers · asked by Maid Marion 1

Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle, see, his banners go!

Refrain:
Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
with the cross of Jesus going on before.
At the sign of triumph Satan's host doth flee;
on then, Christian soldiers, on to victory!
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
(Refrain)
Like a mighty army moves the church of God;
brothers, we are treading where the saints have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in hope and doctrine, one in charity.
(Refrain)
Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
but the church of Jesus constant will remain.
Gates of hell can never gainst that church prevail;
we have Christ's own promise, and that cannot fail.
(Refrain)
Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,
blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.
Glory, laud, and honor unto Christ the King,
this through countless ages men and angels sing.
(Refrain)

2006-12-01 22:23:07 · 20 answers · asked by Maid Marion 1