There are these three men chatting happily in the park.
One is a Jew, one is a Muslim and the other is a Christian.
How wonderful it is to see these three people of different backgrounds getting on so well?
2006-12-01 23:02:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then the muslim pulls on a cord and all three of them blow up.
The End.
2006-12-01 23:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 8⤋
We are human first, and our first enemy is Satan.
Know that people who govern these people, has nothing to do with religion, that's why there is wars, propagandas and hate.
I am Muslim, and anytime and put a question for Christians, they think that I am mocking or arguing with them, but I just want them to answer my questions and think about it, we are human, we have the same brain, we can understand each others. I don't mean to offend them, sometimes I say what I think, that set.
But I see that politics, and propagandas are making people fight against each other without knowing why.
Please Christians or Jews, forgive me if I was harsh or rude in some of my questions.
I know that music is not allowed for me, but I like a song where a jew and a muslim are singing toghether.
2006-12-02 07:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most of the time you will see not so devoted muslims just like you will find not so devoted christians. If you go to the middle east and see the real deal muslims you will see that they don't consider Jews as a friend.
2006-12-02 07:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by jack 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awww, I thought this was a joke like the one about the Rabbi, the Imam and the Christian Priest.
You know the one where they found a pile of money and the Christian Priest said "This is the money of God, let's give it to Charity." and the Imam said "Let's draw a circle and throw the money in the air. All that lands in the circle, we keep. All that falls outside it, we give to Charity." and the Rabbi said "No, just throw it in the air and keep all that falls down. If God wants it, He'll take the money in the air!"
2006-12-02 07:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A Jew A Muslim and A Christian chatting in the park ... then sadam husein lounch his nuke misille ... boom
2006-12-02 08:44:19 · answer #5 · answered by jack h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am sure that happened if it did happen,it would have been in the U.S.A.,not in the Middle East.
We here in the states cannot change the ignorant attitudes of those who choose to kill each other every day,we need to realize that and send our troops home and concentrate on making the U.S.A. even better and let the Middle Eastern countries destroy themselves with their petty differences and ignorance and stay out of it.
2006-12-02 07:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't we all like to see that....
When peace settles between everyone...
Friendship is created.... and peace and tranquilty is let off....
But some people just ruin that... people like Bush and Blair... and the likes....
You think the world would be at peace if they didn't attack the East?
2006-12-02 11:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It happens. We only think we we hate other people because that is the way we've been subtly taught. In my experience, when it gets down to it, people are just people, regardless of their religious and ethnic background.
2006-12-02 08:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always see this portrait in my country yes its great and i have Christian friends too. I love them and pray always for them but i dont have any Jew friend i wish i had.
2006-12-02 07:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by Zifikos 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst. Punchline. Ever.
2006-12-02 07:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by Onan the Barbarian 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Which episode of Eastenders are we talking about, you would not see it where I live, we ent got no park
2006-12-02 07:13:29 · answer #11 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋