Last year there was this mangy looking dog in my front yard. Every time I tried to go out my front door, the dog would growl at me. I called the police. I was told, by the Chief, that they only take care of stray dogs on Thursdays. Since it was Monday, I said "so what should I do, stay home from work until Thursday?" (I bet my boss never heard THAT one before)
He replied "Well no, maybe feed it so it doesn't try to harm you."
Gee, thanks alot. Did you go to officers training to get that logic?
About a year later there is this little Taco Bell type mutt in my yard. I know who owns it but they have a restraining order on me (another unfair story but we'll save that for another time) so I call the police to come and get the ratty thing. The police officer tells me that I will have to catch it because she is allergic to dogs!
And then what should I do with it, besides, of course feed it.
2007-12-10
03:23:28
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