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Last year there was this mangy looking dog in my front yard. Every time I tried to go out my front door, the dog would growl at me. I called the police. I was told, by the Chief, that they only take care of stray dogs on Thursdays. Since it was Monday, I said "so what should I do, stay home from work until Thursday?" (I bet my boss never heard THAT one before)

He replied "Well no, maybe feed it so it doesn't try to harm you."

Gee, thanks alot. Did you go to officers training to get that logic?

About a year later there is this little Taco Bell type mutt in my yard. I know who owns it but they have a restraining order on me (another unfair story but we'll save that for another time) so I call the police to come and get the ratty thing. The police officer tells me that I will have to catch it because she is allergic to dogs!

And then what should I do with it, besides, of course feed it.

2007-12-10 03:23:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

Oh yeah,here's another story. My 16 yr old son was harassed noon stop by a young officer. He gave him a ticket for having loud exhaust. I did not think it was loud, either did my neighbors. So I called the police and asked the cop on duty to come over with the tool they measure sound with. The female officer came to my house, opened the trunk and said "Well what do you think it looks like?"
how the hell do I know???
Well she finally found it but did not know how to use it!

your tax dollars at work, people.....

2007-12-10 03:25:13 · update #1

14 answers

Stupidest thing ever happened to me... Oh yeah, there was this lady called 911 for a cop to come out 'cause a dog was on her porch! What am I? Animal Control? What am I gonna do? Arrest a dog?

I'm beginning to understand the restraining order.

2007-12-12 02:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by pike942 SFECU pray4revival FOI 7 · 1 0

Back years ago when I was an idiot kid. I was walking down the middle of the street with a book of matches (in a residental area) striking the matches and dropping them on the street as I walked along. I looked up and there was a police officer driving very slowly towards me. He asked what I thought I was doing. Of course I had no rhyme or reason. He gave me a minute to get home. Scared the whey out of me.

2007-12-11 02:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1 0

Why are you calling the police in the first place. Would you call Wendy's if your house was on fire? Call animal control or a humane society to come get it. About the exhaust, there are 3 sides to every story, your side, their side, and the truth. Too many parents take their child's every word to heart. Noise laws usually regard distances from which they can be heard, times of the day or night, and also whether or not a vehicles exhaust has been altered from the original factory equipped system.

2007-12-10 21:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by Paul 2 · 2 1

I once got locked out of my house,we did not have mobile phones and nobody at home.I almost got arrested for trying to break in my own house.I left the pizza and beers by the front door,went through an unknown neighbours house,told them ''dont worry for the sound of breaking glass'' they said okkie dokkie,next thing ,the whole area is full of police,they ''holding me'' ,walking around the front,there are 4 police cars ,and all the neighbours dashing to move their cars from the double yellow lines....it was oh so funny.

2007-12-10 05:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

until now I moved to my college, i assume that they had this one instructor that exchange into like severe on pills and ran his automobile into the wellness club. He did no longer even get fired. we've had a ton of bomb threats because of the fact i've got lived right here; no longer many this twelve months nevertheless. This one youngster that graduated final twelve months died of an OD. He exchange into fairly time-honored and alter into my boyfriend's suitable buddy. It exchange into fairly tragic particularly because of the fact because of the fact the tale is going, he exchange into at a occasion and ingested some painkiller patch and started convulsing and whatnot and a few people basically took him to his dorm and left him. we are no longer one hundred% effective if that is real or no longer, nevertheless.

2016-10-10 23:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by xie 4 · 0 0

I was waiting for my wife to pick me up and I was waiting on a busy street. I just walked back and forth for a while and the police stopped and asked me if I was having any trouble. I guess they thought I was a vagrant. I told them I was just waiting for a ride. I am sure they were just doing their job. They don't know what's going in a person's mind.

2007-12-10 04:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2 1

Mom called the cops on me for refusing to go to school lol. I refused to go even when the 2 cops showed up. One picked me up by the arm and pushed me out the door and told me to start walking. And as they went out of site, I turned around, and then they came around the block and caught me. He got on his speaker and told me to start walking or he would get out and throw me on the ground and handcuff. He was mean as hell lol

2007-12-10 14:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 1 0

Call animal control, not the police. Not the police's job, ever, to deal with this!

And maybe you are getting the run around because of you past history (whether deserved or not). Which can also be the reason for your son's treatment as well.

2007-12-10 03:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by KD 5 · 4 2

I got pulled over for not wearing a seat belt two months ago and I was wearing it and he swore that I was lying and I put it on when I saw him in my rearview. I didn't see him until his lights went on.

2007-12-10 05:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by teal_eyed_girl 3 · 2 0

My first B&E was on a cop and he was a friend of my mothers. I woulda rather did the time. I still got scars on my backside from that.

2007-12-10 03:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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