A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new
immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in
this country, giving me housing,
food stamps, free medical care, and free
education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am
Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another
passerby. "Thank you for having such
a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I
Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next
person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful
America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am
from Middle East , I am not
American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you
an American?" She says, "No,
I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the
Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and
says..."Probably at work."
2007-08-15
05:15:58
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netjr
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