A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new
immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down
the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in
this country, giving me housing,
food stamps, free medical care, and free
education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am
Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another
passerby. "Thank you for having such
a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I
Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next
person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful
America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am
from Middle East , I am not
American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you
an American?" She says, "No,
I am from Africa !"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the
Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and
says..."Probably at work."
2007-08-15 05:15:58 · 14 answers · asked by netjr 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I totally agree with the concept of the joke, but I don't think the Mexican would have known English.
2007-08-15 06:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Listen_n 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You are a racist, inbred, ignorant sack of crap!
It's a well known fact that immigrants are hard workers!
It's the U.S. citizens that make up most of the unemployed percentage.
Maybe if you weren't too busy pleasuring yourself to pictures of your sister, you might have noticed this!
2007-08-16 05:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by yoshi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but probably not true. I doubt you can swing a dead cat in the Rust Belt without hitting an unemployed American.
2007-08-15 12:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
No telling what you might find in Minneapolis but your point is valid!!
2007-08-15 12:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Owned in the face.
2007-08-15 12:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Get out of your parent's basement sometime and walk around. The real world might surprise you.
2007-08-15 12:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Reality Check 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Americans work hard! Illegal aliens shouldn't be here!!!
2007-08-15 13:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
that's good!
Besides, if all these people are illegal, they SHOULDN'T be working since it is against the law to hire an illegal!
2007-08-15 13:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thank you, well said.
2007-08-15 15:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by Wutz it worth 2 ya? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's completely true, I'm mexican and I know a lot of people that have been living in the USA, working in the lowest levels, but working, doing something for your country. I'm so upset about the bloody wall Bush wants to built!!!!!
2007-08-15 12:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by adyvaloylonen 4 · 1⤊ 11⤋