how hard is it to put up a big net, or something, so they will stay in their own countries during the winter, and leave our economy alone? and why are these hippy libs want to give them amnesty? if it were up to ted kennedy, these damn birds would take over our country for half the year, take advantage of our social programs, never learn how to speak any human language (sure, they can repeat things, but that doesn't mean they speak english), then leave a few months later? and why the f*ck to i have to press 1 for bird language?
2007-08-15 11:19:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Ted "The Elitist" Kennedy says, "No nets in my backyard!"
2007-08-15 11:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I declare we pass a bill to up a 400 mile net or so from about Seattle along Idaho and Montana and stop in North Dakota, as we know these birds will do anything to avoid Minnesota and Wisconsin in the winter. So that when they fly south for the winter they must first show valid passports.
I think this is just like congress... passing a bill to build a fence along the Mexican (which is not the issue here) border but not a budget to actually build one... WTF my brain has yet come to grips with that... (and who do you think will build this 700 mile fence... Americans... gimme a break)
I say keep the Canadians out... darn maple syrup and free Medicare....arrrhhhggg.
2007-08-15 13:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Fres-YES!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The *repsonsible* birds have a Migration Visa, allowing them temporary access to our airspace, but only during certain parts of the year and they have to log a certain number of miles flown each day.
Some of them also have a Pest Control rider on their visa, giving them the right to cull insects while they are visiting.
The rest of the flock are lazy poachers who freeload off people eating outside in most downtown areas.
edit: to the person above me...
it's called *humor* because it's a joke...I mean "broma".
2007-08-15 11:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Mathsorcerer 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
At least they go home on occassion. Be thankful for that.
Quit being mean when talking about Teddy the submarine commaner, Blub Blub Blub
2007-08-15 11:32:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
we declared a war on drugs, and now we have more drug related crimes than ever before.
we declared a war on terrorism, and now we have more extremist than ever before.
so I guess it's a good thing we didn't declare war on migratory birds, That would have been a complete mess.
2007-08-15 11:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'm sick and tired of those illegal birds flying drunk and causing deaths left and right.
Answer to withyou: Obviously I'm being sarcastic. How many birds do you know that fly drunk? Get it?
2007-08-15 11:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by chiquis707 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
HAhaHAha
2007-08-15 11:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kevy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those birds are not illegal and they can fly over here if they want to.And to the one that is saying that those birds are causing deaths and other things like that you need to shut up right now.
2007-08-15 11:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by withyou@sbcglobal.net 2 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Hilarious.........
2007-08-15 11:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmm even birds need a safe place to be
2007-08-15 11:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋