One day I had to go to the bathroom, and as I was sitting on the abode, about to give shape to a poo, I noticed there was no toilet paper. When, to my avail, I spotted a package of T.P just outside my bathroom door. So, in a lazy effort to prepair for a clean dung, I decided to shimmy with my pants around my ankles towards the tissues, when I SLAMMED my pinkey toe, with a bit of a twist, into the door frame.
Instantly, I moaned. making my girlfriend believe I was having a pretty nasty crap. when in fact, my toe was aflame. instantly purple, and sharp with pain. and since then, it's been more of a strain on the toe then a pain. much alike the feeling of wanting to crack a finger or toe. and I've broken others and don't feel like waiting 7 or 8 hours at the hospital to get it x-rayed and have the doctors tell me theres nothing they can do.
or for that matter...is there a way to tell?
2007-10-29
17:33:44
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Herigan
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