Health - 29 November 2006

I am taking votes....
should I
1.) open the door so she can see me, and scream "Crap! we are not home" and slam the door in her face.
2.) open the door and scream, drop to the floor at the site of her and play dead?
3.) open the kitchen window, located right by the door, and run to my car, hop in and leave?
4.) open the door, and tape a pre-written letter to the outside of the door, slam to door in her face. (the prewritten letter would say, sorry we are having sex right now come back tomorrow afternoon)
5.) open the door and say "Honey, the wicked witch of the west is here, so either the house didn't kill her or she is back from the dead!"
6.) open the door and spray her with a fire extinguisher
7.) open the door and scream "honey, the devil is here"
8.) open the door and tell her "Sorry, we dont do charity" and slam the door
9.) open the door and say "Oh, I didnt know the circus was in town. Is that a real beard?"

2006-11-29 12:48:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

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Would you say a man standing 5'10" and weighing a not so muscular 165 is physical perfection?

2006-11-29 12:45:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

i bit the tip of my tounge REALLY hard, while i was eating (no jokes please. i'm already embarressed). now tounge is bleeding. how do i stop it

2006-11-29 12:44:15 · 19 answers · asked by tom 1 in Men's Health

I have heard that you can be and I was just wondering if you can because when ever I go near my ex I start to itch, just wondering

2006-11-29 12:44:11 · 12 answers · asked by cookie_ninja99 1 in Allergies

I have recently got to where when i read for more than 30 minutes or so, or i am on the computer or watch tv for more than an hour or so, i begin to get major headaches. The headaches seem to get worse the more i read or watch tv/comp. I have noticed it is harder for me to focus my eyes on things, but is this caused from eye strain, and do i need glasses?????

2006-11-29 12:42:43 · 8 answers · asked by vbeaver31 3 in Other - Health

Asking questions, staring, motor problems, obsessions, stress, sensitive to sounds, collecting and some phobias,
getting held back from kindergarden, modification repetitive mouth
problems, staring and not talking, making little eye contact with people. What does it mean.

2006-11-29 12:41:46 · 6 answers · asked by Smartman 1 in Mental Health

Several weeks ago, while I was walking home from the local park I was attacked by a rather large two-legged dog like creature. I managed to fend it off, but I lossed alot of blood and I was covered with bite marks and scratches. The hospital was too far for me to go to on foot, but I did manage to get to my apartment that was a couple of blocks out of the park. Shortly after I got to my apartment I blacked out near the telephone. The next day I awoke to find that all my wounds were healed up as if nothing happened. A couple of weeks after that I found myself naked lying behind a couple of boxes near the nearbye ally near my house. My mouth dripped with blood and my body felt all tingly. I'm not sure whats going on, but I don't want this to happen again so please, help me find a cure

2006-11-29 12:40:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2006-11-29 12:39:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-29 12:39:16 · 3 answers · asked by dapeacegeek 1 in Other - Diseases

I am gettin married next July. I am determined to look like a knock out for our Hawaiian honey moon. I am 5'2 and 191pds. Not to mention I am having back problems thanks to being so busty (an the weight!) so shedding the pounds would be great. Im shooting to loose like 60 pds. Any ideas on a safe, fast way to shed the pounds before my wedding day? Thanks lots!!

2006-11-29 12:38:30 · 33 answers · asked by Noella 2 in Diet & Fitness

Any girls here who grew MIRACULOUSLY when u were ages 16, 17, 18+ ....?

When i say miraculously, i mean that, u didn't even grow when u were 12, 13, 14, 15...

I mean that you JUST SPROUTED at 16+ yrs.

<< SHARE UR TRUE STORIES! (also state how tall your parents r, & when u got ur period) >>

***** I read on somewhere that this girl was 4'11 for the longest time, until age 16 she said she grew up to 5'10, UNDER A YEAR, she's 17 now....thats like 11 INCHES!, & UNDER A YEAR... that SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE! , but thats what she says :S

2006-11-29 12:38:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-11-29 12:35:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Okay, I'm trying to lose weight and want some excuses to say no when my friends offer me alcohol without seeming like a prude. Everybody knows that I like alcohol but I don't want to drink it anymore because not only does it come from sugar, when I drink it makes me weaker in saying no to greasy and sugary foods. So what are some excuses I can say for not drinking?

2006-11-29 12:34:41 · 12 answers · asked by Jellystar 2 in Diet & Fitness

iv been moving around so much, doing bad in school, and i dont even know myself, anything i can do?

2006-11-29 12:34:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-11-29 12:32:32 · 5 answers · asked by piddlemiddle 1 in Infectious Diseases

im 14 goin on 15 and im scared if i take Once A Day Womens ill get sick any answers

2006-11-29 12:31:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-11-29 12:31:51 · 20 answers · asked by sam 1 in Diet & Fitness

I have a sharp,shooting pain on my left side right above my hip bone an I'd like to know if anyone can tell me what organ is in that location an if I should get it checked out

2006-11-29 12:31:07 · 4 answers · asked by Big Rob 2 in Pain & Pain Management

Im getting a little bit of Fat around the thighs and stuff. Im pretty sure Im not eating right but Im not sure exactly what I should be eating. I walk home from school every once in a while and thats almost 2 miles but Im still not getting alot of excersise and my life is really nuts. What can I do to eat right? Im still gonna excersice.

If you can't say anything nice don't SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!

Thanks!

2006-11-29 12:31:03 · 5 answers · asked by Monkeyboots92 3 in Diet & Fitness

For the past 5-6 weeks my joints have been very achey (fingers/hands, wrists, shoulders, upper vertebrae, tailbone area, knees, & ankles). Pretty much, everything hurts and I am feeling kind of fatigued, but have also been working a lot. IThe pain is not such excrutiating pain (probably about a 5-6 on a scale of 1-10 depending upon the day), but more off a dull pain or extreme discomfort. I often feel stiff, expecially after waking up or sitting for extended periods and having trouble getting comfortable. After sitting for extended periods it is hard for me to straighten my body right away. It seems to vary in intensity, but a lot of times my hands hurt most. I am a 26 year old slightly overweight (about 15-20 lbs) female who has never had any severe medical problems. Do you think that this is something that I should go to the doctor for, or are there any otc remedies that you know of? Have you ever experienced anything of the sort. Is there a "diagnosis?"

2006-11-29 12:30:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

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2006-11-29 12:28:54 · 4 answers · asked by nyc_mann 1 in Heart Diseases

sometimes when I wake up I cant move but can breathe. Someone told me my bones where just tired.

2006-11-29 12:28:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

im 18 and i have no arm pit hair....or at least very very little non vissble ones.....unless ur upclose.....normal????? havve i hit puberty yet? does being asian have anythin to do with it?

2006-11-29 12:27:55 · 9 answers · asked by lincolncoin 1 in Men's Health

I'm not a little five year old.


Thank You.


I just want some I can do right now.

2006-11-29 12:27:47 · 15 answers · asked by Christian B 1 in Men's Health

The chicken breast was not cooked through, it was raw in the middle. I ate about half the breast (parmiagana). This was 48 hours ago (Monday, dinner). Had some stomach distress, nothing major (maybe nerves rather than illness), no fever, no nausea. Is there something one can do of a preventive nature when something like this happens?

2006-11-29 12:26:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

Sun tan lotion. I use it all over my body.

2006-11-29 12:25:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-11-29 12:24:28 · 9 answers · asked by Lexy 3 in Other - General Health Care

2006-11-29 12:24:06 · 5 answers · asked by Al Bhed Princess 2 in Other - Health